Quarterly Bender

A day of binge-drinking with close friends that takes place every 3 months. Must take place on a random weekday (Mon, Tues, Wed) and no Irish exiting allowed unless your Kyle

Tis time for the Quarterly Bender

by JenCn February 21, 2023

Widow Bender

When your husband/wife dies and you get to live out your ho phase like god intended

Did you see Jennifer Lawrance in silver linings playbook? that bitch was on a major widow bender

by jackdewitt February 21, 2023

Plastic Bender

A cuck so down on his luck they peacock being gay in order to try and prey on unsuspecting women who are just there for their gay friends.

“Oi, you plastic bender, you’re straighter than a jelabi and creepier than soap on the prison shower floor”

by Deadgod December 7, 2023

Transgender Fender Bender II

This is a sex act where the male participant is at his climax, but just before he cums he fists the female participant but he puts his whole hand in the vaginal cavity and grips the inner lining of the vagina, and tugs at it and then releasing . This makes the female feel intense euphoria until the pain kicks in.

"Todd gave me the transgender fender bender II last night and can't feel my finger nails right now."

by INEEDTODIE August 22, 2023

Neck Bender

When you get suplex snapped and your neck doesn't break in half.

Deadpool really knows how to give an inch and pull a neck bender.

by EddieBrock5 September 3, 2023

soup bender

A man who is incredibly gay for soup

That man is such a soup bender

by Mudsub December 5, 2021

AIDS Bender

You know those people who have AIDS? Yeah, they’re AIDS Benders now.

Imagine if everyone who had AIDS, became AIDS Benders. All the AIDS Benders went to rob a bank for exactly $10,000,000. They will then purchase a private island with said $10,000,000 and reside on it for 2 years. After 2 years, they will die from AIDS. Next step in the process is that Terminator 2 will release, then 1, but not 3, because that movie sucks ass. These film releases will cause Jupiter to bust a FAT FUCKING NUT on Earth, killing all dinosaurs. Leading to the historical event of Skynet being the reason the dinosaurs went extinct. Modern day historians and paleontologists have coined the name for the event as “Skynut.”

by Salty Stalin October 24, 2019