Bollockaboatable

To motorboat ones bollocks

My best friend bollockaboated me last night. Felt amazing!

They were looking bollockaboatable bosh

by Big Shelly November 25, 2023

Ballock

Lock one up in a ballistery

You needa be ballocked after what you said about my mother!

by Percy Bruer December 14, 2023

Ballocked

Locked in a ballistery

The policemen ballocked me because I said, "Hey cutie, what's the problem."

by Percy Bruer December 14, 2023

beltlocked

It is a feeling where you are very secure in a relationship as well as happy

“Me and sydney are so beltlocked”

by couche man March 26, 2024

Bollockaiser

Bollockaiser is the ruler of bollocks, it can be interpreted in a literal sense as referring to the of the king of testicles, or in a more metaphorical sense, where bollocks refers not only to the anatomical feature, but also to other connotations of bollocks (bullshit/nonsense), then the bollockaiser is someone who so quintessentially exemplifies these qualities that they can be named such.

Pronunciation:
General American: ˈbɑləˌkäɪ̯zɹ̩
Received Pronunciation: ˈbɒləˌkaɪ̯zə

Etymology:
equivalent to
ball + ock + kaiser
comes from Middle English "ballokkayser" (ˈbalɔkˌkæi̯zəɹ)

(balle + ok + kayser)
which is derived from Old English "Bealluccasaer" (ˈbæ͜ɑɫ.ɫukˌkɑ zɑ.eɹ)

(beall + uc + casaer)
suspected to originate from Proto West Germanic "Ballukkaisar" (ˈba l.lukˌkai̯saɹ)
(ballu + uk + kaisar)
or possibly Old Norse "bǫllkkjárr" (ˈbɔl:kˌkja:r:)
(bǫllr + kr + kjárr)
both of which derive from Proto Germanic "ballukkaisaraz" (ˈbɑl.lukˌkɑi̯.sɑ.rɑz)
(balluz + ukaz + kaisaraz)
beyond Proto Germanic, the individual roots come from different languages ("balluz" comes from Proto Indo European "bʰoln-" (bubble) which comes from "bʰel-" (to blow, inflate, swell), an earlier ancestor of "-ukaz" has not been found, "kaisaraz" came from the Latin clan name "Caesar", the etymology of which is unconfirmed) and so this term is not suspected to have existed in a complete form in any earlier language.

Oh yeah, he's the Bollockaiser alright. He has bollocks and bullshit aplenty.

by Bollockaiser April 15, 2024

Bollocky

Nonsense Really

Guy1: I support the CCP. Guy2: That's complete and utter Bollocky the CCP sucks.

by BULLOCKS TO YOU and up the 'RA May 8, 2024

beltlocked

the feeling of being secure in a relationship, like a belt is locked tightly and comfortingly around you're waist

yeah jenny makes me feel so *beltlocked*

by couche man June 12, 2024