batmanshit

The same as the batshit.

It's batmanshit! Batmanshit is so batmanshit...

by GiGi22 June 26, 2009

BatMans

Batmans is the act in which consenting adults partake in taboo sexual activies, and decide to take bit to the next level and wear each other out. The man lays on his back, hands down, thus allowing the woman to straddle his face. This act relinquishes any defense the man may have had prior to his involvement. Ultimately becoming a victim in a twisted game of life or death. Once she has her victim subdued she can begin phase 2: The maskenalingus. The starting of this phase is marked by the parting of the womans vagina lips, and and the pulling of said lips until they are opened wide enough allow it to engulf a mans face allowing only enough breathing room to preform cunnilingus. This occasionally results in trauma and or death. If a man does this with his ass, it is Givin' Jokers.

Freddy: Dude...im never going to Nancy's house again!
Timmy Turntables: What!?!?! I thought she was the one?
Freddy: I know... i went to her house and she was waiting for me....naked. So, she has me lay down on my back, close my eyes, and sit on my hands. Then she jumped on my face and gave me batmans.
Timmy: Dang Dude!!! Did you wear a condom?
Freddy: Im not stupid bro, ...i put one on before i went there

by BatmansSince1986 October 1, 2012

batman superman syndrome

When your friend group has 2 alpha males

I think we have batman superman syndrome

by Chillaxe June 8, 2016

dirtee batman

catching a fart

he threw a dirtee batman at in my face!

by Colton Gabbert October 12, 2008

Chalupa Batman

Why the fuck are you here?

Chalupa Batman my dude, Chalupa Batman.

by codexmafia August 30, 2022

Batman

HIV and AIDS virus. I saw this on a Wrap-it-up type special on BET. The forever part comes from the virus being uncurable, and the Batman part comes from the movie, Batman Forever.

"Yeah yall might call it HIV and Aids, but we call it Batman, cause it's FOREVER!"

by Khicks8 November 29, 2007

batman

somebody who thinks they are cool and mysterious, but is in fact an absolute tool

for exapmle
Tom-"hey where were you at the party dude?"
Chino-"i had to take care of some business."
*Chino shifts his bag with a red stain on it*
Tom-"...thats ink isnt it?"
Chino-"...yeah...yeah, it's ink."
Tom-"dude you're a total batman"

by Tom-of-the-dance January 24, 2007