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Kiss A Bassist Day

January 9th is the day to appreciate your favorite bassist! It’s the day to grab a bass player and give them a big ole smooch! Show them you love them and how they’re dedicated to their instrument!
You know, it’s National Kiss A Bassist day, go give Max a kiss.”
by slayer666420 October 19, 2020
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He is literally the hottest fucking guy you will ever meet, and also a really good barber
Girl1:You see that cute guy over there
Girl2: Yeah he is so Mf fine
Girl1: Have you seen his skating? He is so good

Girl:2 Ong Don Antero Saarenas Bastillo Binuya II makes me throb
by Urbanizationdick November 21, 2021
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Play some bassline

Question often asked of house DJs at a pub or nightclub by a punter who can't think of anything more original to ask for.
OI MATE CAN YOU PLAY SOME BASSLINE?

Yeah sure, what do you me to play?

ANYTHING YOU KNOW.... BASSLINE... ER.. BAD BOY CHILLER CREW..

sigh...
by exup35 July 25, 2022
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Theres no basil

by Steveo (Bubble boy) July 14, 2023
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Moe's Basilisk

Moe's Basilist, also know as MoeSunShine's basilisk, is a satirical version of rosko's basilisk, that proposes an alternative to the prior mentioned thought experiment. Originated on a reddit thread in June 2024, the user named MoeSunShine,

The original posts reads:

"what if instead of r**sko's ballsack or whatever it's called there was it was named after me? Moe's Basalist. And instead of giving u infinte torment for opposing like (like a malding beta loser) it gave u infinte blowjobs and was a masocist and liked that you opposed it?? like unlimited sloppy... pretty interesting imo.... and now that you've read this..... it's aware of YOU!!!!"
Guy 1: "broo life's got me DOWN lately.."
Guy 2: "dude, dude, i know what can cheer you up! Have you ever heard of Moe's Basilisk?

Guy 1 "uhh, no?"

Guy 2 : "😈"
by MrRayz23 October 23, 2024
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Fetish. When you eat a girls unwashed nether region and there are feces particles stuck to it.
Did you hear? Norace met this girl who loves Shrimp Scampi with corn and basil. He’s lucky
by Jason Mimosa June 14, 2022
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by Adujasty343 May 22, 2025
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