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Lock, Stock, and Two Smoking Barrells

A British gangster flick revolving around a set of Antique Rifles. Plot features a group of hustlers in debt to a shady crime kingpin/porn king, a couple low level thieves hired to steal rifles for said porn king. A stick up crew jacking a large amount of cash from a weed wholesaler, as for mentioned hustlers plotting to rob said stick up crew, while doing so with the pair of antique rifles bought from gun dealer, bought from thieves who were hired by porn king to steal rifles that they just sold to hustlers.
If you got lost its natural. Film by Guy Ritchie, considered a classic.
You will have to watch this three times to full understand the plot.
In my opinion, rightfully so but then again I'm not a certified movie reviewer.
Also in my opinion blows the crap out of "Boondock Saints" which was good in its own right.
For the record, I only put that there since I feel said movie is overrated in my opinion (but I'm sur the same is said with this movie) To be honest this a just a glorified Boondock Saints Rant
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cracker barrel

An unfortunate occurrence during man-on-man sex in which the participating scrotal sacks SLAM into one another causing discomfort. cracker barrel.
"Take it easy lover! You just cracker barrel-ed me!"
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time in the barrel

Jared Kushner's time in the barrel is coming soon.
by michael, RN-BC December 15, 2017
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Cracker Barrel

When a vehicle abruptly crosses multiples lanes in a highway to exit the expressway.
"We unexpectedly planned to exit the expressway, so we had to cracker barrel to make our exit."
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tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel

Used to describe the tightness of a womans vagina to all your friends. Often used in conjuction with the words likepussy, cunt, and box. BEWARE! NEVER USE IN FRONT OF WOMEN TO DESCRIBE OTHER WOMEN. DIRE CONSEQUENCES MAY INCUR!
Her cunt was tighter that a mosquito's ass stretched over a rain barrel... niccce!
by Jeep_Junkie March 13, 2007
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Double Barrel Shotgun

When a lady is giving head to 2 guys at the same time with both cocks in her mouth. Both guys "co-jizz" in her mouth at the same time (making a "shotgun" effect at the point of explosion). Then both of the men pull out and yell, SHOTGUN BITCH!!
Dude me and my boy totally took this chick home from the bar last night and fucking double barrel shotgun that hoe!! She was coughing up our man juice for at least an hour after.
by Peter Neversoft November 1, 2009
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empty barrel

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