baphomet

baphomet pendants are often confused with pentagrams, however, baphoments are thought to be more satanic.

"OMG!! She's wearing a pentagram/baphomet! SATAN WORSHIPPER!!"

by The Exorcist March 19, 2005

baptist

Someone following the beliefs taught in the King James Bible. In no way related to Catholicism, AT ALL! It is not a protestant religion in the fact that protestants come from the catholic church as seperatists. The baptists are the first church started (I. E.- John the Baptist). Believe in salvation by prayer and the Lord's forgiveness, not works. Commonly stick to themselves, buy occassionaly form alliances (I. E.- world Baptist Association.

Man 1: What faith are you?
Man 2: Baptist.
Man 1: Oh, so you're protestant?
Man 2: No! I'm Baptist!!!

by Jesus Loves You April 9, 2006

dark baptism

When 3 or more people engage in surrounding an individual and proceeding to deficate on a selected individual to bath and reborn I to a new light.

Jeff's dark baptism was so lit last night.

by RideMyBeard November 8, 2018

bashtard

a noise made by a tramp as he/she drunkenly attempts to convey their feelings into words while pissing themselves and falling into a brickwall.

Bill and Tom are walking along when a Tramp steps out from a street corner and does a Bashtard.

by Jubbles January 7, 2007

Alabama Bathtub

When one takes a bath in an open grave, usually in rainwater or the dirt of the grave, the occupying corpse can be included if so wished

"Damn yo, you smell like you just been in an alabama bathtub"

by Cameron ?? June 26, 2007

dog in a bathtub

While receiving a blow job from your female friend, you proceed to showhorn BOTH testicles, as well as your shaft, completly into her mouth!

"I was so hard that when I put the dog in a bathtub she puked on my wang"

by Brad Comer January 15, 2008

baptacular

Masturbate-to-able

Crikey mate, those is some baptacular norks!

by Russell's Cosmic Teapot November 16, 2010