Balloon face

A person whose cheeks are very big and they look like they were inflated like a balloon.

Glenn's cheeks were so big he must've pumped them up before he came to school.

by MaxRetarted March 26, 2004

ballou

cool kid who is very sexy that lives in kingwood and is nigga's with michael rivera

man check out hot nigga ballou

by mrivera May 21, 2009

balloonifide

Referring to the balloon size of an annoying preppy girls boobs.

Oh man, I know. I fucking hate preppy girls. I bet he will go for one with balloonifide boobs.

by crazypunkgirl July 11, 2006

balloon pump

titty fuck. to fuck the titties with teh cock.

"yo dude. i was drunk as shit last night and i straight balloon pumped the fuck out those huge thangs."

by mxs July 19, 2007

Balloob

Breasts large enough to resemble balloons, i.e. larger than normal bra sizes. Generally associated with people of the fat variety, though not always.

"Check out that chubba, she has some massive balloobs!"

by lolcatcatlol February 9, 2010

Balloon Animal

Someone who is stupid to the third power. The response to their actions or words is frequently, "wow....just....wow."

Was that dude trying to hump a fire hydrant? What a balloon animal.

by grieco August 11, 2010

Balloon pooping

The art of shitting in a balloon and bursting it over a children's bake sale

''School's finished, lets do some Balloon pooping''

by liiiio1111 July 3, 2014