CAPS ATTACK

What you get when you IM someone after a day of writing stored procedures in SQL.

-HEY DUDE WHATS'UP?
-Why are you yelling?
-Oops sorry I was programming in SQL earlier and got caps attacked.

by d3ly51d October 15, 2010

Fatal Attraction Fart

Its a fart that is like a clingy and creepy ex girlfriend that won't go away. Its when you fart and it just stays in your pants and wont disappear. They show up and the worst possible times. Most of the time they skulk up like an ass goblin and surprise you. Frequent sightings have been during dates with hot chicks and meeting your chicks parents for the first time. Bad timing!

I was at the party the other night ready to hook up with this chick when I had a fatal attraction fart that cleared out the room.

by Kunkdogg30 March 7, 2011

Stupid Attack

When you do something you know you shouldn't do, "the voice in your head says STOP!"but you do it anyway, then get caught.

Never spit into the wind. It's a windy day and you coughed up something that needs to be out of your body. Take a deep breath and let it fly. It turns back and hits you in the leg or someone else. "Hey I'm so sorry I must have had a stupid attack"

by woodrak March 8, 2011

Zack-Attack

A Zack-Attack is when a girl talks to Zack for any period of time, then spontaneously becomes a member of the LGBTQ+ community.

Vam: hows relations with that one chick?
Zach: red flag bro I hit her with a Zack-Attack on accident.
Vam: damn bro sorry to hear.

by Kayne-North-North January 18, 2022

1 to 10 female attractiveness scale

A scale rating female attractiveness. 1 is fugly and a 10 is so hot, that it would take

On a 1 to 10 female attractiveness scale, as a 1 being fugly and a 10 meaning how many Clydesdale horses it would take to pull me off her.

by T_rump_supporter September 3, 2016

Heart Attack on a Bun

the ultimate breakfast sandwich and is made up of pork roll,bacon, egg, cheese, sausage, hash brown, and hot sauce

Yo lets go get a heart attack on a bun

by Rican Heights July 12, 2007

Whack Attack

A Whack Attack is when someone or something causes you frustration, mystifies you, disrupts your train of thought or simply makes you want to freak out.

Your stupidity gives me whack attacks.

by Charlotte February 9, 2005