asphalt quesadilla

The puddle of vomit found on the parking lot of any Sports Bar / Restaurant.

While walking on the parking lot heading towards Joe's Pub, I noticed a lone crow feasting on an asphalt quesadilla left by a late night bar patron.

by Red Ruffensore January 1, 2009

aspen rae chase

aspen rae chase;
adjective

a person who changes their gender identity, name, sexuality, etc. on a daily/weekly basis and swears its not for attention

ugh, stop being such an aspen rae chase!

by teej-ø February 8, 2017

Aspen

Aspen is an awesome girl it won't be hard to trust her for very long because she is a trustful girl who will never give up on her friends

Duh Aspen is so amazing. No kidding.

by Misses awesome May 19, 2017

Aspey rage

The tantrums of a petulant child due to the rage cycle associated with Asperger's syndrome. Not to be confused with a Hissy fit or Tard shake

Little Stevie went into a full blown Aspey rage when we told him to clean off his desk.

by M Mac, RenaBhall, Fatty VM May 31, 2010

Asperger's syndrome

A self-diagnosed developmental disorder contracted by reading the Wikipedia page about the condition. Having Asperger's means that you are smarter than everyone else and it totally forgives all of the lazy anti-social choices you make in life.

I'm not Emo, I have Asperger's syndrome!

by Cleedo April 13, 2008

Aspire

To perspire around the area of the anus. Usually occurs between cheeks in temperate conditions or during excercise. More likely to occur in fat people.

Leads to loss of body fluids, resulting in the need for rehydration.

Has been known to leave an arse-shaped residue on plastic chairs, which may lead to public humiliation, social disintegration and polarisation. Be warned.

Alternative spelling; asspire

"Jesus bhoy, I've got some sweaty arse crack....You mean you're aspiring?....What? No, fuck off you cunt, I've just got a sweaty arse!....Do you aspire a lot? I bet you do, you fat lump of shit"

by Willystroker May 2, 2007

Homoerotic Asphyxiation

Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation that occurs while watching gay pornography or while participating in a homosexual act.

Kevin: Dude did you hear about Shawn?
Martin: No, was he doing some of that homoerotic asphyxiation shit again?
Kevin: Yeah dude he died cuz he couldn't breath during that orgy for people with weird fetishes.
Martin: Wow, that sucks.

by Billboard Baggins September 10, 2014