artistic piece of shit

When a dude that you always call a Piece Of Shit, makes art....

Hullo Hullo, Look what I made
WOW, you artistic piece of shit

by BeechAwssNeegah March 26, 2017

Graf artist

An abbreviation for 'grafitti artist' – someone who creates pieces of art using (solely) grafitti, often in an urban setting.

Some see grafitti as vandalism. Others, such as graf artists, see it as a source of expression.

by Noumenalism July 5, 2017

boulder artist

n. Person who paints, photographs, or arranges rocks in stunningly creative ways.

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Have you seen Erin's photos of Machu Picchu? She is truly a boulder artist.

Bolder than who?

by gnostic3 November 18, 2017

Sag Artist

A person who sags his or her pants on purpose.

That guy is such a sag artist!

by ChickenToaster June 16, 2016

Artist's Burden

Seeing flaws in ones own work that others don't notice.

M: Man don't be like that, your painting is perfect!

N: But I did the nose wrong and the forehead's too big... Sorry, guess it's just an Artist's Burden.

by Noah.Theatre April 17, 2016

cum artist

A male who is skilled in the art of pulling out and shooting his wad messily in such a way that it blankets his partner's body in what looks like a piece of modern art.

Dude, i'm a cum artist. I pulled out on her last night and shot my wad, and when i looked down i think i recreated the Moan-a Lisa.

by Narakukat May 7, 2016

Cock artist

A term used to describe someone (in my own case a female) who is very good at pleasuring cocks. If an artist is good/an expert with doing art, a cock artist is an expert with cocks. A good cock artist will find the sensitive parts on a cock and utilise them for her own/the receivers benefit. She will guage this by the receivers reaction as he is touched in various places, by his breathing, his heart rate, his facial expression (unless it's dark), how he moves, his own body in response. Importantly, a good cock artist takes the time to get to know a new cock. She will likely be intelligent so able to do this quite quickly. Good times.

Guy 1: "Dude, how's it going with that new girlfriend"
Cock artist receiver: "oh it's great, I've just found out she is such a great cock artist"
Guy 1: "what the fuck is a cock artist"
Cock artist receiver: "she's great with cocks, like not in a filthy way, but in a sensitive way"

by Dr.Anonymous28 September 21, 2016