Amsterdam Armageddon

A desperation insult to solve racism

Ya fuckin' Amsterdam Armageddon

by Canadian doltwad May 13, 2022

dirty armadillo

When you finish unprotected anal sex and then the receiver performs oral sex directly after withdrawing from the rectum.

Man, I can’t believe Karen gave me a dirty armadillo after I fucked the shit out of her ass!

by Turkey monkey mama August 9, 2022

One-armed Drummer

Well-endowed man attracted to mature, but attractive, deaf women.

As a one-armed drummer, he loved to pick up at the local Applebees.

by Michael Hurd January 6, 2023

Julian Armando

A sped little 12-year-old

Julian Armando is very sped.

by YoImFunny January 11, 2023

eslabon armado

honestly they make the best music (not better than ivan cornejo tho)
here are some songs I recommend n ofc it’s Spanish music
HASTA LA MUERTE ft.ivan cornejo
regresa mami
jugaste y sufrí
SI SUPIERAS
ando más que mal
24 horas
cuando tú me miras
con tus besos
VETE A LA FREGADA
yh das it hope u like it <3

person 1: eslabon armado or ivan cornejo ❓
me: yes

by my fav singers/songs <3 March 22, 2023

Muddy Armadillo

Pulling out of an anal sex session while wearing a ribbed condom that results a in skid marks on your ding ding.

Bro I hope I don’t get a muddy armadillo like I got last night when I bent you over.

by Muddillo April 22, 2023

AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard)

AFK (different from the other common use, Away From Keyboard) stands for Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard. It is commonly used as an exclamation of excitement, anger, sadness, or any other strong emotion. The term was coined in the wake of the 2000s by a group of small time hackers and petty criminals from the suburbs of Detroit, the Killsmiths. They would leave the abbreviation or fill phrase on the homescreen of a website after committing a cyber attack against it. The A and K are often switched out for a number of other terms, including but not limited to:

Angels, Anti-Gravity Clocks, Amish settlers, Anguished sailors, Killsmith, Krispy Kreme, Kremlin, Keytar, or others.

“Yoo Travis! Ready for the game this Sunday?”
“You know it! AFK (Armadillos are Fucking my Keyboard) I’m so excited!”

“Travis, I want a divorce.”
“Sandra? What do you mean?”
“You are always off at your games, you never make time to hang out with me or our children anymore.”
“AFK! That’s a bummer.”

by TimeTickler July 15, 2023