Apple Harvest

(V) When you donate Steve Jobbs' body to science

Oh man the boys at the lab are gonna have an apple harvest today!

by Jared Pellin October 8, 2011

Apple kissing

When two prolapsed anuses touch eachother.

Alice and I got very drunk and tried out some apple kissing last night.

by Elviis November 17, 2015

apple splatter

When u shit fucken everywhere

I was running to the bathroom but got Apple splatter on the wall.

by Eatmyassbitch69 September 29, 2017

Carmel Apple

A Carmel Apple is when you're doing anal & when you finish & you pull out covered in a brown glaze.

I just got a Carmel Apple and it wasn't savory kind.

by AGamb1e January 12, 2016

apple trifecta

n.

(also shortened to "the trifecta")

An owner of the apple trifecta owns a Mac computer/laptop, iPhone, and iPad.

"Hey Keith I just got the new iPad."

-"Don't you already have a macbook pro and an iphone Dale?"

"Yeah I finally have the apple trifecta."

by BlowItByTheO December 28, 2013

Apple Blossom

The best holiday ever. Family style Mardi Gras in the small town of Winchester. Everyone comes together, even the people you have never seen before come out. schools close, and the town shuts down to focus on the parades and festivities. You get drunk and party it up all day long. PINK and GREEN are the only colors you see. there is more carnival food than you have ever seen before and walking through the streets have never been so hard! simply amazing!

Have you been to Apple Blossom?

by KBake April 17, 2008

Apple Bagging

The act of putting one's balls in someone's asshole.

"Dude, that girl was so hot last night; I apple bagged the shit out of her."

"Mother-fucker, there will be no apple bagging tonight."

by JBDKC March 27, 2009