afterbirther

A "deather"; i.e., someone that refuses to believe that Osama bin Laden is dead without seeing proof. Nicknamed "afterbirther" because such a person was almost certainly a "birther" (i.e., someone that demands proof that Obama was a natural born U.S. citizen) in the months prior to Osama's death.

Joe-Bob Freeper: LONG FORM DEATH CERTIFICATE OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN.
Some Guy: Oh great, first the birthers, now the afterbirthers.

by blahpers May 28, 2011

afterboner

the boner you still have after masturbating or having sex before going flaccid. It usually lasts a minute and makes it hard to put clothes on.

Franklin tried to piss after sex, but his afterboner made pee go everywhere.

by gamervolcano May 4, 2015

after holiday syndrome

The feeling of dread you get when returning from an awesome holiday...

Look at that cunt still on holiday while I'm here suffering from after holiday syndrome...

by Salty Seaslider November 12, 2015

After 9

This is when the kids go to sleep and you get your freak on. Or should I say yo get sum pum pum.😭😅🤣

I would love some pum pum after 9.

by Mo-lyrical October 12, 2019

After Market

It makes it go faster

It’s After Market
It makes it go faster

by Dates1010 January 14, 2021

Afreecatv

Website full of Former Twitch Streamers and even vloggers, just for fun but age of 13-17 are mad at this site

Min Jung: Join Afreecatv
Hye: Ok here's my profile is: bj.afreecatv.com/666
Min Jung: You are 14 just welcome to underground

Hye: Thanks

by Hyebun1 May 28, 2021

Day After Fry

When you made french fries for dinner the night before, and get up the next morning, see them on the stove and decide to eat one (or ten if theyre good).

Man i love a good day after fry for breakfast in the morning i think ill take a handfull to work!!

by iCizzle February 22, 2009