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Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016
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Fat abed

Fat asf but thinks he's not
Body fat percentage is 29%
Puts every game of 2k played on snap

Thinks he's fit cause he's on football team

Gets more hype in 2k then does in his football games

Gets friendzoned by every girl

Thinks he has hoes

Doesn't let people eat his food In his household
Stfu you fat abed?
Your and obese bitch
by Fuck tenacious September 10, 2016
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hype abandon

When someone gets hyped up for something, only to ditch it when that something actually comes out.
Person A: OMG, I'm so excited for Super Platformer 9!
*Three weeks later...*
Person B: Hey, Super Platformer 9 came out today!
Person A: I'm not interested.
Person B: Really? You've been telling us about it over the past few weeks, only to do a hype abandon the day it releases?
by ChameleonDragon February 10, 2018
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Tylers abandoned house

A house that was built in the early 1800’s, was soon to be found by a family that likes nothing but cigarettes and fortnite
Hay what’s that ugly thing over there? Oh that’s Tylers abandoned house
by Rebel32405 March 30, 2019
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alien abandonment

when the legal system doesn’t use any words from foreign countries in America
The alien abandonment made minorities comprise most of the criminal justice system in America and the courts don’t try to speak their language variations either.
by Coop Dupe January 13, 2020
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disguised agenda writings

A magazine, newspaper, or newsletter article that overtly is about one topic, but analysis reveals is covertly about a different topic mentioned tangentially, but persistently to get the readers to feel, think, and act in specific ways.
disguised agenda writings
Leslie P.N. Cheatin Standin, founder of the Live Perfectly Here Now facebook group is suing her mobile device's manufacturer in Harmonious Rhythmic Gluteal Impact Ejaculation Court to get that court to order his Internet Service Provider and his mobile device's manufacturer to stop regularly interfering with and sabotaging some of the actions she attempts to execute on her mobile device.

In the preceding 4-years, she has logged in her journal almost every instance of that type of interference. Last night, for ample ex-PAM-ple, she made an audio-recording on her mobile device and playing it back heard how in some parts the audio was perfect, but in other parts was less audible or inaudible. Differences which she believes were activated remotely.

In court, the accused said it was a practical joke and pleaded NOLO CONTENDERE to the charge of REMOTELY INTERFERING WITH A CUSTOMER'S ELECTRONIC ACTIVITY. What does that have to do with "disguised agenda writings"?
by but for May 4, 2020
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Carlos Abundiz

A mysterious feller seen once a year by the Chupacabra in Tijuana and known for smoking fat habaneros and sipping mimosas till the Spaniards come home.
Yo last month I met Carlos Abundiz and we smoked fat habaneros and passed out under a jalapeno vine.
by Bolsbonk November 22, 2021
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