Fake Clap

The act of clapping when you really don't want to, but feel forced to based on the circumstances.

I went to a function recently and I had to fake clap for that phony, Hillary Clinton, after her speech.

I was compelled to fake clap when Derek Jeter got a hit off of Johan Santana, otherwise, the bleacher bums would have thrown beer on me.

by Bronx-Bob August 16, 2009

Ass clapping

the matter of getting your butt checks clapped together in a jackhammer motion. And makes a clap.

Billy was trying to take a nap when Tom came from behind and starting ass clapping him.

by Mathew Green August 10, 2016

Verbal Clap

When you diss someone to such a thorough level they cannot retaliate

1st Guy: 'Mate, your girlfriends a dog.'

2nd Guy: *Holds out middle finger*
'Smell your mom.'

1st Guy: *Cuts his Throat*

3rd Guy: 'Shit, son. You just got a verbal clap!'

by Aviate January 25, 2009

Holy Clap

Used instead of holy shit

HOLY CLAP THAT NIGGA GONNA DO IT!

by DaddyDaniel May 23, 2016

Dick Clap

Making clapping sounds by swinging your dick

I got the loudest dick clap

by Redpuma1223 April 19, 2022

computer clap

When your computer gets a virus from surfing porno sites and/or watching on-line pornography.

Attributed to Lane Leipold

"Hey Lane, you'd better stop watching that porno on your computer , or it will get the computer clap and you'll go blind!"
"I was checking out Jenna Jameson, and next thing I know my computer has the clap; thecomputer clap! "

by Salty 40 May 12, 2018

Clap Dive

Before jumping off the starting block for a swim meet, you clap your hands together once like a retarded seal while summoning thor, the norse god of thunder, and proceed to fall/flip into the water, most likely landing on your back. then continue swimming

I just Clap Dived before our relay. I think the water parted for a second.

by johnnyhammerstix11212 March 27, 2011