For all you history and nature buffs out their. Also needed an uncanny ability to make that pussy squirt. When you find yourself in the middle of a threesome, proceed to preform the Abe Lincoln on one bitch. When done, and your cock looks like a cold turkey, proceed to go shoulder blade deep in the other cunt. Make it happen, alright, then when a squirt's coming on, light your pubes, which are now pasted to the other bitches face, and let the magical vagina flow put the flames out. If you feel the need to washup, use some vagina juice for yourself and take a polish shower. When you wake up in the morning, it will look as if you reneacted the assasination of abe lincoln with squirt guns. A take on the flaming amazon and abe lincoln.
I went to my friend Tom's the other day, and it looked like he reenacted the Assassination of Abe Lincoln with super soakers. He aced that one bitch right in the face.
by Fletch is 6'9 with the afro November 20, 2008
by kickyoass123 February 05, 2012
abrahaham lincoln was a good old man a dirty nursery rime used by school children and others to poke fun of abraham lincoln
abraham lincoln was a good old man jumped out the window with his dick in his hand he said excuse me laddies just doing my duty why not pull down your pants and give me some booty
by littlejimmie July 17, 2019
A school that is filled with hoes thots snakes etc they can’t pass they classes but get a A+ in unnecessary drama they can’t keep they pussy clean but hey they have a good football team
by Yasteppdadddddddy September 21, 2021
by johnny someone January 10, 2009
Boring-ass fucking school, the two categories of kids include: boring ass sports kids and inbreds. The students at this school are all teacher's pets and will laugh at almost any corny ass joke the teacher makes. Hundreds of nicotine fiends call this school home. Don't even think about pulling out a juul in the bathroom or you will be swarmed by groups of wack freshman. "Dude I haven't had nicotine in an hour. Dude please! My mom took my juul bro. Stop being a dick bro let me hit it"
Did you hear about the kid who died a virgin? Oh yeah I heard that kid went to North Lincoln High School.
by 941flow February 09, 2019
Where students over use the word “buddy” with friends that are bitches or virgins. They have girls with chlamydia and guys with small trucks. Freshman think they’re the shit and seniors thought they were athletic enough to beat Sidney Dollar.
by Donovan Mitchel February 28, 2019