blood oak

Firewood sold that is actually not oak but is boxelder so called blood oak because of the red ring in the wood visible when cut and or split

Brother I just got a load of blood oak.

You dumb cracker you just got a load of boxelder you got hosed.

by blackdogonyx March 29, 2015

Williams Blood

The most lethal injection any man could ever get, you will lose all access to technology and become a brain eating monkey. You will crave flesh and mid ass white women. No cure has been found.

DIdi you get the Williams Blood Vaccine?

by Williams White Walker November 16, 2022

Blood Egg

Period

The wife can't do anything this week, she's laying blood eggs

by Clown trousers January 13, 2021

blood butt

When you fuck someone so hard up the ass their ass hole is bloody.

"I heard Sherry got some blood butt yesterday!'

by n-bomb January 17, 2015

Lead Blood

A entitled stoner who thinks smoking is better than drinking. Claims to be enlightened by smoking.

Mike won’t stop smoking he’s such a Lead Blood.

by Mushroomsdonthelp September 12, 2023

blood weather

Any pattern of pleasant weather in one geographic location which is the meteorological product of a natural disaster in another geographic location-such as a tornado, hurricane, or drought.

Dude 1: "Man, it feels great out today! It's 20 degrees cooler than usual!"
Dude 2: "That's blood weather my dude. Houston got wrecked by hurricane Harvey, and I'm pretty sure some people had to die for this to happen."
Dude 1: "Well... it's still nice out..."

by lernbedersmar September 18, 2017

Blood fillet

When a girl/woman is on her menstraul cycle, and everybody can smell her except for herself.

"Why, she openin her legs, I smell dat blood fillet ova here!"

by The cherry 1! August 5, 2005