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longdog after a bitch

To proceed with something right away; in a hurry.
When Harry found out he won the lottery, he quit his job and took off like a longdog after a bitch to collect his winnings.

A longdog a crossbreed between two sightdogs (example: Saluki x Greyhound - Deerhound x Greyhound - Whippet x Greyhound)

Bitch is a female dog.
by Moonmanphoto October 8, 2013
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strike out on a bitch

To strike out on a bitch means to leave her ass like a sitting duck because you ain't trying to love her.
This bitch told me she loves me so I had to strike out on a bitch!
by BrokePimp December 11, 2017
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high as a bitch

To heavily be under the influence of marijuana that all you can say is you are indeed high as a bitch. This is usually pared with squinting of the eyes and excessive consumption of junk food. Not to be confused with the similar yet different high as fuck
Guy number 1. “Dog, I’m straight up high as a bitch”

Guy number 2. “I know fam, you’ve said that 3 times in the last 25 minutes”

Guy number 1. “My bad bro, you know how I get when I’m high as a bitch”

Guy number 2. “4 times...”
by Unlimitedpower April 30, 2019
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Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.

A cross eyed individual who also has glasses, but has to be sore loser to be able to called a ‘Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch‘.
Person 1 (being cross eyed and has glasses on): “You, filthy f***ing animal!”

Person 2: “You, Googly eyed son-of-a-bitch.”
by Bot_asihb June 19, 2019
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son of a bitch

your dad was a bitch when he raised you
by kindanice November 30, 2019
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National choke a bitch day

Grab a bitch by a throat and choke em
February 1-29
Me: grabs girl by throat
Girl: Why did you do that!!!
Me:its national choke a bitch day duh
by Pussyfucker10000 February 13, 2020
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Well, its easy it explains its self THAT CRAZY MOTHER FUCKER TOOK MY GODDAMN DEAD DOG

MARGARET GET THE SHOTGUN

NO FUCK U THE OTHER SHOTGUN
that son of a bitch took my goddamn dead dog

AND MARGARET GRABBED THE SHOTGUN AND BLEW THEIR HEAD OFF
by urboredom May 4, 2020
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