zombie cock

1. an undead rooster.
2. a penis hungry for brains.
3. a cock feeling seriously worn out.
4. an undead jerk.

1. "cock-a-doodle zombie cock."
2. "Brian get your zombie cock away from my ear!"
3. "Whoa baby, let my zombie cock chill. We've been screwing 4 days straight!"
4. "Goddamn it Joe! You're such a zombie cock."

by NixNao February 25, 2008

Zombie Horse

To go beyond "beating a dead horse"

You're messing with a zombie horse now.
Ronnie and Sammi Sweetheart have a zombie horse now.

by Nanspaghetti October 7, 2010

text zombie

Any human with a cell phone transforms into a text zombie while walking and texting. Common symptoms include: slow walking, head pointing down, rigid arms, lack of direction or awareness of surroundings.

I almost hit another text zombie on my bike today. Damn person wasn't paying any attention at all!

by suteiki October 19, 2009

Bitch Zombie

the last zombie in black opps that you dont kill so that you can fix every thing.

me:"hay Tevin weres the bitch zombie"

Tevin: "in the theather room"

me: "Oh ok i see him. He's by the mistory box..Stupid bitch zombie"

by Vilot October 21, 2011

zombie rash

a rash contracted from kissing randoms at the bar who could be possible necrophiliacs.

Brisbane, Australia: Woman contracts zombie rash after making out with a 23 year old male necrophiliac. (Unknown to her at the time) Police caught the man and he was imprisoned. TRUE STORY! Bet you'll think twice before picking up a random now!

by Vegas Craps Wee February 3, 2012

Zombie Conversation

When you claim someone is "dead to you" and then you have an awkward conversation with that person.

Natalie: "Dylan, you're dead to me"

*3 months later*

Zombie Conversation:
Dylan: "Hey Natalie, how's it going?"
Natalie: "..hi, fine. '
Dylan: "How's school?"
Natalie: "Good"
Dylan: "How's Stephen?"
Natalie: Handsome"
Dylan: "Uhhh, well it was nice talking to you! See you around some time!"
Natalie: "Ok"

by EvenStephen August 24, 2010

zombie computer

A computer connected to the internet that has been compromised by a some form of virus. An infected machine will generally be used to perform malicious tasks of one sort or another under remote direction through a botnet.
Because most owners are unaware that their system is being used this way, these computers are metaphorically compared to zombies.

There are 148,000 new zombie computers created per day.

by DethBoxX v1 March 5, 2010