oof i be winded

This shall be said when a person is out of breath while doing a non-strenuous activity.

This is my 14th Taco oof i be winded!

by Casual Grandpa May 14, 2018

Stiff wind of hate

A fart so atrocious that you will hide your face in a fish tank instead of even try to breathe when you try to run away. Its a smell you taste.

Dude I hate it when he farts its like a stiff wind of hate smacking you in the fuckin nostrils!

by The Great Dunnski August 18, 2009

wind, rain and lava

The act of farting (wind), pissing (rain), and shitting(lava) on another person.

Mr. Gentile likes to order the wind, rain and lava special from the hookers on forest avenue.

by Nasotang December 9, 2007

three sheets to the wind

to be explicitly drunk; inebriated

origin: sheets actually refer to the ropes that are used to secure a ship's sail. If the 3 ropes used were loose in the wind, the sail would flop around, causing the ship to wobble around, much like a drunk.

Margo was three sheets to the wind by the time we made it to Doug's party, judging by her inability to keep her clothes on.

by Bejammin H August 15, 2008

wind your neck in

Given as advice to someone you you'd like to sit down and shut up, whilst also pointing out that they are wrong.

Dave, we've missed our exit thanks to your shit map reading, adding 20 miles to our journey, so wind your fucking neck in.

by Nic March 22, 2005

wind-up merchant

a teaser, especially of gullible people

He's a real wind-up merchant, to him every day is April Fool's Day.

by Bill Cranny December 16, 2003

Winding You Up

Teasing someone or making fun of them.

It's not true he's just winding you up.

by L.L.Maheswari February 14, 2008