Shitty Whip

A sexual "position" in which the man is giving the woman anal sex, then quickly pulls out, flips the woman around, and whips her in the face with his penis.

"Kevi likes to shitty whip his wife."

by SlimKevi July 27, 2007

paper-whip

To document an action or activity without actually performing the action or witnessing the activity.

Architect: I needed a retaining wall design so I just paper-whipped it with copy from another job.

Nuclear Technician 1: Hey, my geiger counter is broken and I need to fill out this report for the NRC, what am I gonna do?
Nuclear Technician 2; No problem, the readings were 17, 12 and 5 - all well within limits and believable. That's what you call a good old-fashioned paper-whippin', now let's go get us some liquor.

by Kongfire January 2, 2008

Orange whip

Cocktail or beer at the bar, party or house. John Candy ordered three orange whips at the Blues Brothers concert.

Orange whip? Orange whip? Orange whip? Three orange whips.

by Park It Loud March 28, 2012

stool whip

When a sexual partner is standing vertically, spreading the legs 30 degrees apart, at which point an aerosol can of whipped cream is inserted anally. The trigger is pressed, opening the can and forcing mostly CO2 and some cream into the stool. After 10-20 seconds, a sensation in the lower bowels occur, signaling the partner on the receiving end of the insertion to release the compressed gasses and byproducts onto the other partner's face, or dessert of choice that will be consumed by the opposite partner.

Mary-Jane stool whipped onto my pastry creating a strawberry fartcake. It was delicious

by mr jasmine November 23, 2009

Abyssal Whip

Andrew Gower became tired of smacking his vigina so he created a weapon to punish naughty players who break rules. Soon players found that you can use this weapon as a disciplinary measure to give wilderness newbs a elegant spanking. Also may be used as a rope to decorate newbs on gallows.

"Dam... that whip spanked me so hard that I fell off my chair!.. I hope I didn't leave a shit stain on his Abyssal whip"

by Empire666 November 24, 2006

Cool Whip mask

Getting your "significant other" to cum all over your face(a good amount) and spreading said cum all over your face, thus, making a healing formula that purifies and clarifies the skin.

Girl to friend: Oh my gosh girl! Your skin is glowing!! Are you using a new facewash?

Friend to Girl: Yeah girl! I got my boyfriend to give me a cool whip mask last night! You should try it!

by yoseason February 26, 2009

welfare whip

welfare whip: a term created by a man living on the IL/WI border between two big cities swarmming with "welfare whips". the meaning is a vehicle bought using the tax payers money,usually driven by a black person who cannot or WILL NOT get a job,and usually having oversized wheels (tractor wheels wrapped in tinfoil). this is not uncommon at all in big citys such as (chicago,milwaukee,cleavland,oakland,L.A.). the "welfare whip" could also be a shitty vehicle with 24" rims,or a mercedes with disability plates driving through the ghetto . in other words any vehicle bought with the tax payers money.

niglet : damn you saw's shaniq-walikes new ride, jumpin jammal?

jumpin jamal: hells yeaaahhh he must of just got is welfare check, that is one tizzight welfare whip

by 00beast00 August 25, 2010