snack and whack

To enjoy a snack whilst masturbating.

I'm going to stop at the store, and pick up some pistachios, then go home and snack and whack.

by D-pop February 18, 2014

Knick Knack Sacky Whack

When you pull up to a gloryhole, bend over, poke your sack down, behind you and, and through the hole. Then you have someone on take a blackjack and start smacking your testicles.

You get the best knick knack sacky whack at the D.C. airport.

by Fullblore February 1, 2023

Alabama Whack-a-mole

When a man places his testicles in a girls vagina then slaps his penis on her clitoris.

"Hey Jamie, let's play Alabama whack-a-mole." "Ok Brian."

by hymee9 October 30, 2008

it all circles back to whack

A phrase that sums up the uroboros of fuckery everyone endures as a human being on this planet.

Usually said in response to a friend recounting a fucked up situation when no words suffice.

S: Remember how I told you last week that Dean wouldn’t stop talking about the “perfectly shaped hole” in the oak in the backyard? Well today I walked in on him...fucking the tree!
M: Can’t say I’m surprised. It all circles back to whack.

by Sickomonster December 28, 2020

wiggity wiggity whack

1. used to describe something that is either ridiculous in a humorously good or bad way.
2. usually followed with "man", a replacement of OMG

note: the "h" in whack is optional

1. "Wiggity wiggity whack, did you just see that?!"

2. "Wiggity wiggity whack, man! Leave me alone!"

by neon_lights June 14, 2008

cry whack

The act of pleasuring yourself while crying and using your tears as lubrication.

"Hey open your door and stop cry whacking Tim"
"Would you like some tissues with that cry whack?"

by Kaiser Solsay April 26, 2006

Shiggity Whack

A term used for something that is messed up or fubar.

1. Wow that girls face is shiggity whack!
2. Dude, your new car is shiggity whack.
3. I went to Stephen's house and his room was shiggity whack. It totally smelled like rotten ass.

by TorWheeler September 26, 2009