Warm up my coffee

Slang used in the food and drink industry when a person’s coffee has become cold, and the customer or server asks to refill their cup with coffee from a hot pot.

Ma’am, can you warm up my coffee by pouring in some from that hot freshly made batch?

by justsayruh October 10, 2021

Keeping The Other Man Warm

Keeping The Other Man Warm is a term to describe the acts of a female whom has been deemed a whore or prostitute.

Zach: Man, Rebecca was the love of my life forever...I can't believe she cheated on me with two guys !

Mike: Well, your not the first. Looks like she's just always Keeping The Other Man Warm when the times needed.

Zach: Damn.

by LyricalFauxpas September 5, 2011

Warm velvety muppet sex

Pretty much the best cards against humanity card ever written, it gives a visual that is not only disturbing but oddly pleasuring.

When it was my turn to read the card, warm velvety muppet sex, I could only imagine Kermit hitting ms piggy from behind.

by Emdave_thekatkid July 6, 2016

First try no warm up

Having the ability to attempt something without preparation ahead of time.

Man I kicked that dudes ass first try no warm up.

by Redd Matrixx June 27, 2008

Pissing in One's warm spot

Taking something that someone finds joy in and describing it as joyless and inferior. Taken from lake swimming where you can find occasional warm spots; telling someone about it may lead them to come over to share the warm spot, only to take a piss.

"I am in love with this video. 1000 musicians got together to play a song to get foo fighters to come to their tiny Italian village."
"I guess. I prefer the actual Foo Fighters version though if I'm going to listen to something."
"Stop pissing in my warm spot."
First person "Pissing in one's warm spot."

by GreetingsADM September 4, 2015

warm place to jerk off

A phrase used to describe any charlie whiskey prior girlfriend who was a fucking psychotic bitch...the only reason you stayed with her was to get in those guts. The crazy ones can usually fuck your wheels off.

Well, what can I say, that bitch was just a warm place to jerk off.

by fuck you...I was getting ass September 6, 2005

Warm and fuzzy

{Warm} {and} {fuzzy} {people} {either} {need} {hugged} {or} {punched}.

100% advantage to 0% advantage. 180* people, completely opposited them. On top of "switched" personalities, "voices" in heads (hear thoughts), "empath", hackers, info leakers, hospitals wrong, doctors wrong, b.s.charges, b.s. judicial system etc. Ooops, L.H. not L.F., somehow took a min. to realize... Yrs. later thanks for something (seriously), but also fuck you if something. I'm the Merry Christmas person, not him. So 2 people have early Christmas presents with christmas bows on those peoples head from me. Try to laugh not cry. They apparently hate me, so need K.F's address. Why (something) (something) bag with masks somewhere? Some of the fucking people here are stupid, ignorant, basically a trainwreck that hit a tornado that hit a volcano or something.They think their idk what and your looking at them like their fucking retarded. Someone (A.C.) worded it perfect like 16 yrs ago. "Never move to a smaller city. The people are nosey af and the cops are assholes". Everything out of them wrong from start. And why this? And why that? Still gardening? Kuhiwa "Jessica" Erwin, (preacher's daughter of Ted/Tammy Coody, HP Pentecostal). Kuhiwa's the bitch that lied to cops (Brown cop there, paper signed by Lunz) and put no trespass. Pretty sure she works with the cops. A lot of "answers" coming from (well just look at pics. of her). She's the opposite of me, literally in ways.Where are the warm and fuzzy out of state people? Becoming slightly hmcdl over all of this...

by Stiletto 42 July 13, 2019