Sperm Wars

When men play a game of tag by ejaculating on eachother

“oh shit did you just cum on me?”
“yeah bro! it’s sperm wars! you’re it! no tag backs!”

by domtopgothmomgf September 4, 2021

Cody Ware

The 2nd worst driver in nascar history behind Danica Patrick

Guy 1: Caution is out who wrecked?
Guy 2: Cody Ware

Guy 1: 5th time today

by Goaty Ware December 3, 2022

post-star wars

Any event that happened after May 25 1977, the day Star Wars was released.

Bob : When did you meet your wife, Tom?

Tom : Post-Star Wars in 1980.

by Yogi-Donnie February 8, 2008

Going to Wales

To be fucked by many men at the same time.

Guy 1: My girlfriend said she's going to Wales this week but I think she's coming home.

Guy 2: Dude.

by SexKitty32 December 14, 2010

wales

Wales is a small country to the southwest of the United Kingdom. Contrary to popular opinion, Mr Englishman, we do NOT make love to barnyard animals, call our children Gwyneth (At least spell it right if you're gonna insult us), we aren't full of homosexuals or gingers and we aren't clones. In fact, we'd like to carry on with our own lives without the constant nagging and bitching coming up from the annoying next door neighbours that God situated us with when we were created. Am I speaking/writing in words that are too sophisticated to understand? They're not hard. Wales is a country filled with great people, with great accents, a wonderful history and a beautiful language that has sadly been poached from and destroyed by English. It's the land of my fathers - and the land of my children's father, too.

When I move out, I'm gonna settle down somewhere in Wales. Why leave my own country?

by Skoji March 17, 2008

wales

A country to the west of England.
Any Welshman will drink more than you, people say that they are all poofs and shag sheep, go say that in a pub in Cardiff.
Wales is a beautiful country with nice and friendly people.

I have a friend that comes from Wales

by blannnn May 20, 2005

Star Wars Day

Falls on 4th of May every year because of how much 'May the fourth' sounds like 'may the force'.
It is a day in which everyone watches and appreciates each and every Star Wars film.

Happy Star Wars Day!
Ahh, why thank you! May the fourth be with you.
And also with you.

by I P4P4MURF I May 5, 2010