Valdemar Kovalionok

Person who is being secretly watched.

Jack: I’m stalking Emily’s Instagram. Today I want to go after her to hers house.
Kris: Oh, so we can call her “Valdemar Kovalionok”

by Kolyalol November 8, 2021

Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

A gay Mexican wanna be black gangster, usually found on the streets of pg county, or riding around in bumper less Honda Accord with Lorenzo as passenger

I know this gay kid Kevin “the Mexican “ Valdez

by Ztz727 June 5, 2018

vale

stupid, retarded, dumb

OMG you're soooo vale!

by layonme May 31, 2007

family values

an annual tour started by KoRn. Features a few good bands (Korn,Staind,Static-X and Sevendust) and a couple other bands that i don't really like (Linkin Park)

Linkin Park fan: "Linkin Park was great today!"
Me:"Staind was better when they did "Crawl" with Static-X"

by perons who knows his shit November 3, 2003

valueful

Having value or worth; be it monetary, material or utility.

I don't think $235 is very valueful for a level 50 fully templated infil - jess

by Curves August 4, 2006

valen-texting

When someone sends mass happy valentines day text messages to everyone in their phone book.

sally: omg it's midnight!
jerome: yeah, so?
sally: that means its OFFICIALLY valentines day!!!
jerome: and your point?
sally: wait, dont talk right now, im busy valen-texting.

by getitdude February 13, 2009

Vague Vagina

a person who frequently writes negative statuses with no context on a social networking site and basically makes a fool of themselves without giving anyone any real insight. (See also: Vaguebooking)

Person A: "Hey, Todd wrote some weird status saying he's sick of his life. What's that about?"

Person B: "I don't know, but he's being a real Vague Vagina right now."

by Spectrebot December 28, 2011