vaginal hubris

Over-confidence or arrogance about one's sexual abilities. See the song "WAP" by Cardi B.
Examples of vaginal hubris:
"Paid my tuition just to kiss me on this wet-ass pussy"
"Pussy A1 just like his credit"
by November 27, 2020
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Voracious Vaginitis

When the female craving for large tree trunk penetration becomes her #1 priority.
On October 1, 1987 Brenda was diagnosed with Voracious Vaginitis. Brenda decided to feed her pussy with a large tree trunk. Five days later brenda's pussy was discovered impaled on a tree trunk in the middle of the forest by a mother and her child. She died October 6, 1987.
by Richard Rozay 7 June 24, 2017
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vaginal elephantitus

Very large vagina that does not have the normal shape of a regular vagina. May have to be identified by a professional. Someone with Vaginal elephantitus is more susceptible to having a very bad odor and or yeast infections due to the inability to clean the area very well being that its hard to determine where the opening may be as there will be many different crevices.
Vaginal Elephantitus is another name for very large and irregular shaped vagina, with no normal structure, and many crevices that may be mistaken for the vaginal opening. (Most likely will not have internal walls in this vagina)
by thatsjustnastyaf August 07, 2015
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vaginal cactus

A prickly vagina, like Austin's moms, that numbs and paralyzes the penis and nuts until it falls off and becomes Austin's moms dildo
All problems in the world lead back to Austin's moms vaginal cactus.
by Clutch crayons June 24, 2015
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vaginal applause

Shelly: It burns when I pee! I hate fucking vaginal applause.

Tina:...Vaginal applause?

Shelly:"The Clap" got too mainstream.

Tina: You're a fucking hipster, you know that right?
by Hgray May 06, 2011
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Vaginal Mound

When a fat ladies vagina like comes off her body, looking somewhat like a hill or mound. This is normally seen in an old fat lady. This is all caused by excess fat around the vagina. It is nasty but funny.
"Woah bro did you see her vagina, it like stuck out!" "Yeah, its called a vaginal mound!"
by 1234cup5678 January 23, 2012
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