precuntal vortex

The wonderfully heady "I think I'm in love" feeling experienced by the male when being seduced by a new female partner during which time the female cooks for him, does his laundry, and provides fellatio during sex, usually culminating in marriage and/or fatherhood, whereupon the true female erupts and the male finds he has been saddled with fatherhood and associated financial responsibility, long dry spells of no sex, and the rapid accumulation of enormous debt for which the female takes no responsibility (often resulting in, or generated by, separation or especially divorce).

As in: "Dude, look out! You're being sucked into the precuntal vortex!"

by BiggerD December 9, 2009

hard vore

A subfetish of Vore that doesn't involve swallowing someone whole, and involves chewing, cutting, or cooking them. It's also can be considered as a form of Snuff and Cannibalism.

"Call me messed up, but hard vore gets me hard!"
"You're messed up, Billy."

by Woundwort August 25, 2018

votekick

kicking someone from a MP game server by majority vote

After killing another 2 teammates he was votekicked.

by dio July 21, 2003

Professional Volunteer

The politically correct term for a worthless, lazy bitch who don't make money and don't do shit.

My wife says she be a professional volunteer or sumthin...nah, she's just a lazy bitch who spends my green.

by Sugar Jay July 2, 2018

twat voice messages

The sending of voice messages to girls that act like twats. Usually, most often times, always, these messages are sent during the most inopportune times - after midnight and before 7:00am. This is in an effort to awaken the twat female and for her to listen to the disturbing sounds during the night. Or to ruin her day the next morning. The sounds include defication noises, techno remixes, video game backgrounds, screaming noises, with the addition of racial slurs. The messages let the twat female know that not all men are sheepish and meek and that their twaty behavior is not acceptable. Twat voice messages are usually followed by a nice poo poo photo to increase the effect. These messages are often sent to coal burners.

Lidell Beavens - Yo dog, Flavia complained bout da many disturb'in twat voice messages yo sent her last night.

David - I could not help it. Since I am a weasel - I could not control myself. I ate much with the Baker at the club and sent her many screaming twat voice messages followed by a poo poo photo.

Lidell Beavens - Man dog, you be da man. I bet dat video scared dat twat. But you gots ta be mo' carefo!

David - Don't tell Scotty! He usually asks to eat my poo poo! Time to make some more twat voice messages! YULL!!! HYUKSTERS!!!

by John Feed August 17, 2011

volo

A main strip; main boulevard; hot spot

Tonite we'll be cruisin the volo

by KANyE July 28, 2005

White Girl Voice

Popularized by RajiTheOne's song "#WhiteGirlVoice", this term refers to the act of dodging someone's calls, and "hitting them with the white girl voice" aka sending them to voicemail.

Don't criticize RajiTheOne's music man, he doesn't take calls from haters. He'll hit you with the white girl voice.

If they aren't talking about money, I hit 'em with the white girl voice.

by JamesTownEsq January 29, 2017