Post wank vision

Post-wank vision helps improve your judgement on relationship decisions when your horny. When you take off the ‘wank goggles’ your mind will be clearer, allowing you to assess relationship decisions based on there true attributes (and not just her fine ass).

Eoghan: *thinks to himself* awwwwww fuck that took way too long. Thank god for twins.

Eoghan text: mate, my post wank vision suggests I should keen this chick around.

Andrew M: nice move mate, all big calls should be made with a clear mind.

What time will I meet you for the McGregor fight?

by Some mate1 January 26, 2020

dirty tunnel vision

having rough sweaty sex in a tunnel.
Sex Acts preformed: dirty sanches

did you see nich and scapenis having dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020

dirty tunnel vision

Having rough, sweaty, sex in a tunnel while doing the dirt sanchez.

Did you see Nich and Scapenis doing dirty tunnel vision last night?

by Corybouttabag September 30, 2020

all around vision

A term used to define the vision that a boy named John with shaggy hair might have.

Me: Hey John Lennon! How’s the all around vision?
John: Shut up please

by moorecholeplease May 27, 2021

Management Tunnel Vision

When someone of a higher power/management decides to act on impulse regardless of how anyone else feels or has concerns about, in other words they dont give a flying fuck and only care bout their status.

I hate when my managers dont listen to what i have to say, its like they have management tunnel vision.

by LordLamborghini September 16, 2021

Mission for Vision

Mission for Vision (MFV) is a leading not-for-profit organisation working since 2000 for the eradication of avoidable blindness.

I work at Mission for Vision (MFV)

by SPA15 November 25, 2021

Vida X Vision

Vida X Vision stands for life's unknown future it can also be used on a person that is filled with "wonder"

Guy:wonder where we do we go when we all fall asleep
Girl:ah you are just so vida X Vision

by Lithuania March 18, 2022