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Mary Jane Twat-son

When you bunch all your fingers together and insert them into a moist vagina. Pulling out the fingers, you spread them and make a spider web with the pussy juice.
Dude, Jenny came over last night, and we totally read the Bible. She got in her knees, and just started to read the Bible. Then we got out my secret stash and read the Bible. Then I gave her a nice hot and sweaty bible. Where I continued to Mary Jane Twat-son her
by Tara and Colin March 1, 2022
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toats

-adverb Pronunciation: tohtz
entirely; completely. Origin:Totally
Q:"Do you like delicious cheeseburgers?"
A:"Toats"
by DevonK August 24, 2006
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twat gagger

To engorge the vaginal opening of a woman with a large penis (or other large object) to the point where it can take no more. To pack as much meat in that pussy as possible.
Tommy Lee has quite the Twat Gagger in his pants. The Twat Gagger on that guy could kill a horse. I bet that 2 foot dildo is a good Twat Gagger. I’ll use my fist to Gag that Twat! This new girl I’m dating is going to be very surprised when she sees my Twat Gagger.
by Sean Ethan May 9, 2008
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twat whore

1. a slut
2. something to shout if you're pissed off
1. 'julie's a twat whore'
2. 'TWAT WHORE! that fucking hurt!
by proballa March 2, 2009
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twat toast

a noun referring to a black woman's vaginaii
Jim: And let me tell you Larry, i buttered her twat toast all night long
Larry: Damnit Jim, all i ever get these days is some pasty ass.
Jim: It was great.
by theonewhohasnolife June 30, 2009
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troat bag

yo whitestone girls are real troat bags!
by fto gods de one September 12, 2009
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Twatbiscuit

A person who is generally not liked.

Prone to ruining things, a twatbiscuit is never too far away.
"Hey Conor?"

"Yeah?"

"You're a twatbiscuit."
by E-dog January 10, 2013
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