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turn a chicken

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1. what you say when you know something big and bad is about to happen, a major change
2. a sudden change in the regular flow of events
3. a sudden alteration of the harmony around
1. Dude, let's go to this rave. I hear chickens are going to be turned.
2. If Kelsey finds out I slept with her sister, she's gonna turn a chicken.
by crystalcastles1234 March 13, 2011
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swedish turn signal

the female version of the dutch rudder. when a girl inserts her finger into her vagina and the other girl moves her hand.
My college roommate gave me a swedish turn signal until i came all over my hand.
by fez dispenser September 19, 2009
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Ashley Turner

A girl that's one of a kind, the most rare female on the face of the earth, the kind that every boy dreams about, the kind that you long for, the kind that you think is out of this world.A drop dead gorgeous girl with an amazing figure, and the body of a goddess!
by sillywillyyyyy January 8, 2012
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Tina Turner

A term for a user of crystal meth, a.k.a. "TINA", whose personality does a complete and drastic change and/or "TURN" for the worst. This resulting from either being up for at least 4 days or immediately after injecting "Tina" intravenously, aka "slamming".
"GUUUUUUUUURL!!! Did you see Chad after he slammed last night? What a hot mess. TOTAL "TINA TURNER". He totally ruined the sex party.
by One Funny Bastid November 29, 2014
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turn me on

turn me on
by Giselle May 27, 2004
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Turn Your Head and Cough

When a total stranger (a.k.a. certified doctor) grabs a pair of blue colorful gloves, or sometimes white if he's in a good mood. Asks you to drop your pants and underwear, studies your chode for a moment, thinks a sick joke about your size, politely asks you to "turn your head and cough." Reaches down, grabs your family jewels and "studies" them, while your thinking "is this guy really a doctor..."
Doctor Strange:

Ok, young man are you ready for your physical?

You:

Uhhhhhh, sure...

Doctor Strange:

Ok, so can you kindly unbutton your pants and take off your underwear so I can check?

You:

Uhmmmm check for what?

Doctor Strange:

Oh you funny boy I need to check your testicles if you have a sickness or else you won't be able to play any sports.

You:

Uhhhhmmmm, if you say so...

Doctor Strange:

"Hahaha, gets them every time... Oh we have another 3 incher"

Doctor Strange:

Ok, let me just get these little gloves here so we may begin. You ready. Turn your head and cough, please.
by TheRealDoctorPepper January 29, 2010
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Truntington

A traditional English swear word, often used in anger. Can be translated as "Mother fucking prick cock sucking wanker"
Albert looked at the hobo in discust "Margaret leave that hobo alone, he looks like a right Truntington!"
by Mrs Saxonbury April 8, 2008
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