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turkish bobble-hat

after having sex, it's the act of taking the the used condom and sticking it on the head of the girl, thus wearing it like a hat!
I was banging this bird and after i was done i gave her a turkish bobble-hat, she looked ridiculous!
by the turkish bobbler August 2, 2011
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turning the air blue

When Jim opened his finger instead of the can he started turning the air blue.
by jim frenchy bob December 21, 2011
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Dick Turpin

Sexual intercourse in a standing position.

Dick Turpin was a notorious highwayman whose cry, on mugging his victims, was supposedly "stand and deliver!". The origin of the Dick Turpin is presumably related to the fact of "standing" in order to "deliver".
Wayne and Sharon were so overcome with passion that they couldn't wait to get back to his Cortina and instead went for a Dick Turpin in the first available shop doorway.
by Jet out of Gladiators December 6, 2009
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Horizontal Axis Wind Turbine

Good looking, attractive. A codeword way of saying someone is hot; horizontal axis wind turbine = HAWT.
"Damn, check out that horizontal axis wind turbine over there!"
by WindriderMetal March 26, 2010
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Turkish Mudflaps

The Set up:
For the Turkish Mudflaps to take place there are 3 key elements that are required to be present. First, the man involved must be short and slender. Second, the woman involved must so obese that her ass cheeks have rolls on her rolls. And the third, most crucial, element is that the woman must have a vicious case of diarrhea.

The Act:
The male starts by engaging in anal sex (it should be noted at this point that the because of the thrusting, diarrhea will and MUST be pulled out, pushed back in, and smeared all over the ass cheek rolls, making a giant mess and resembling soiled mud flaps). When the male is ready to nut, he quickly pulls out, jumps up and spins around landing on the small of the woman’s back. As the male nuts over the target area he then jumps down, slapping her ass cheeks together/around mixing the poop and nut to produce a truly vile mess.
"That little dude likes to do the turkish mudflaps with the chubbies he fucks."

"You hear what that guy did? Apparently, he pulled off the turkish mudflaps with that 3-bill Jill sittin' over there! What a sick fuck!"
by Schpooken November 5, 2009
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turkish sex

Anal sex. Mostly performed by non gay men who have no access to females. See analsex
We were alone in the countryside for 2 months and he wanted to do turkish sex with me but i said no!
by h0e July 10, 2004
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Turkan

A Turkan is a queen of bitches. Usually female, they are mean spirited and will always win in a bitch fight.
That girl is such a Turkan, I once saw her make three girls cry at the same time
by pawwer May 6, 2014
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