albuquerque turkey leg

The act of filling a vagina with gravy, dipping a drumstick in it, and eating it.

Your mother and i shared a delicious albuquerque turkey leg together last night.

by blackjiggy January 25, 2011

Cum Turkey

Before Thanksgiving, A man gets so unbelievably horny that he pounds the thanksgiving turkey.

John - "Dude, my wife wouldn't give me any pooty-tang, so I did the ol' cum turkey."

Bill - "NO WONDER THE TURKEY IS STUCK TO THE ROOF OF MY MOUTH!"

by Richard Quipe November 17, 2007

jive turkey

its an old 70's term used to describe someone who thinks they're kool or hott but really isn't.

"That guy is such a jive turkey!"

by AlabamaGurl October 18, 2003

turkey knobbing

when the woman yells "gobble gobble gobble" while getting a facial.

Dude, she totally turkey knobbed me last night and it rocked my world.

by jasmine May 31, 2003

turkeyfucking

when you light a cigarette off of another lit cigarette it is called turkeyfucking....often done when a lighter, match, or other fire-making device is not present.

i need a lighter, give me your cigarette so i can turkeyfuck mine.

he was outside all day chain-smoking and didn't have a lighter. he was turkeyfucking his cigarettes all day long.

by CurvedMirror July 2, 2008

shit turkey

1. A large amount of something.

"Dude, I bought a whole shit turkey of clothes."
"I won a whole shit turkey of money"

by purpleshoelaces April 9, 2010

Italian Turkey

When a man reaches around a woman during face to face coitus and spreads her anus, then swinging his testicles into the woman's anus from underneath. The anus is then released at exactly the right time in order to close around one or both of the man's testicles. Often this sex act is accompanied by humming the theme song to the Back to the Future film trilogy.

My boyfriend blew out my o-ring doing an Italian Turkey when we had sex at my Grandma's funeral.

by SlowMoJones August 25, 2010