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Turkish firefight

verb: when two males cum in a partners ears usally preformed on prostitutes in the southwestern part of Turkey where the unemployment rate is highest due to the lack of agrecultural development.
my friend Will and I just pulled a Turkish firefight on that bitch Larissa
by theXW0lf September 6, 2009
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Catching the Crazy Turkey

An unknown sex act of questionable ethics and origin, possibly involving an actual turkey.
MLP_Michael was last seen catching the crazy turkey in LindsayTuggLife's bed.
by JuicyHippoTime December 13, 2014
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Camel Turkish Golds

The best cigarette in the world. Combining smoothness and rich flavor, it makes for the best ever devised by R.J. Renyolds tobbaco co. If these are the best American cigarettes, then I must be crazy.
Turkish golds rule. Possibly the best cig in the world.
by Adam B January 18, 2005
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Jive ass turkey

(n)

Etymology- Derives from turkeys trying to do a popular dance the "jive", but turkeys don't know what they are talking about when it comes to dance.

1. A person who talks about what they don't know.

2. A bull shitter.

3. An insult.
"You jive ass turkey"

"Phillip, you, sir, are a jive ass turkey."

"You don't know what you are talking about you jive ass turkey"
by 9G FORCE May 21, 2010
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Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu

Commonly mistaken for a good basketball player, Hedo Turkoglu is a 6"10, unathletic sloth who gets paid $10 000 000/year (US) by the Toronto Raptors to dribble around the top of the key, take contested 3 pointers early in the shot-clock, and clumsily drive the to basket while utilizing his 11 inch vertical to pass the ball to the perimeter.

Once considered a key piece to an Orlando team which made the 2009 NBA Finals, Hedo is better known as a %40.00 Field Goal shooter throughout his career, who has benefited from being surrounded with elite talents such as Tim Duncan and Dwight Howard in order to mask his many deficiencies as a player. Once securing a large contract with a Toronto Raptors team that was unable to disguise his weaknesses, Hedo was exposed for the lazy, selfish, sub-par athlete he truly is. This was exemplified in his decision to fake a stomach illness in a game the Toronto Raptors lost by 1 point in the 2009-2010 season, to go clubbing. Toronto ended up missing the playoffs by 1 game.
Jack Armstrong: "Hedo, please explain why, in an 82 game season, were you able to play 1, solid all-around basketball game....against the New York Knicks no less?"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu: "Ball"

Jay Triano: "Hedo, are you reviewing your tapes from the LA game"
Hedo (Hidayet) Turkoglu (on the couch, eating Pizza and drinking sprite like the lazy, selfish, lying sloth he is): "yes coach"
by porneggs May 5, 2010
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turkish chonga

Akers: Damn, thats one HOT asian girl.

Mr. Bricks: Some turkish chonga for real Broseph!
by spankdaddy October 3, 2011
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turkey bag

A bag used to store weed. It keeps the sweet smell of maryjane inside the plastic.
"Where's that hydro at?"
"Its in the turkey bag."
by chipi June 16, 2006
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