Rum tugger

Tight leather shorts with big elastic braces over the shoulder to hold in your boulders.

My friend makes words up drunk as fuck. He texts's another Oi wheres my Rum tuggers? I need them to play football tomorrow I feel naked with out them. we all look at him and thing WTF? Pip texts back Ill fetch them back I'v just shit them but they will be O.k

by Nut1974 September 5, 2014

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turded

The act of being really messed up, most likely on cannabis, so much so that you run into walls and try to eat things that aren't edible.

During this time, if a member of the opposite sex approaches you, you commonly act like a total idiot and definitely don't get laid that night.

"Dude I am totally fucking turded!"

by MrDoug October 16, 2006

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Soft Target

girls where your chances arent real good, minimal amount of effort as possible should be spent cause its gonna take a lot of alcohol and a miracle to slay her

Drew: I wonder what I have to do to get into her pants?

Eric: Start praying, cause you dont have much of a chance with that soft target.

Drew: I guess Ill wait till 2. Hopefully she will be seeing double.

by Rico Suave and Brody Epic December 14, 2008

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Target-Trons

freaks that hang out at target

"Dude, those kids that hang out at Target are a little off."

"Yeah, the Target-Trons"

by GmanRyfun December 25, 2008

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Target Practice

When the male shits on the females stomach then the female proceeds to crab walk around the room while you try to jizz on the shit hence the name target practice.

Hey Dave! My girlfriend and I doing Target Practice last night! I'm not very accurate so there's jizz everywhere in my room!

by TheWetOne June 14, 2016

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