trout fingers

when your fingers smell so bad and you look like a stupid head you objectively have this.

"I hear Trace has trout fingers!" "Ew, I bet he voted bush."

by rhrboyman March 22, 2018

Fur Trout Apocalypse

A hypothetical(?) event that may occur on the 20th of June, 2057, which causes the universe to turn into fur trouts down to the molecular level. May god save us all.

Holy shit, Ted, our balls are fur trouts.
It's the Fur Trout Apocalypse, Bill.

by FurTroutMessenger July 18, 2021

buttering the trout

to masturbate

Mark was having a bad day after stubbing his toe, so he tried to cheer up by buttering the trout.

by billybohiggins July 19, 2011

trout mouth

A mouth that is small and shallow on the inside but the lips and very front of the mouth can open wide.

"Damn! My dick barely fit in that bitch's trout mouth."

by amileynjamez November 3, 2020

Brown trout

When a poo smoothly slips out of yo ass without leaving poo stains on the toilet paper

Dude: "Hey Jerry, I hit the shitter earlier, and unleashed brown trouts!"
Jerry: "YOOhohooooww!! Out came the brown trouts!!!111!!11!"
Dude: "what the fuck?"
Jerry: "OOohhohhoo! I got a nice waft of that poo stench!! Yipeee!"

by Mountaineer007251 March 25, 2022

Manky trout

Ellie dimbleby’s fanny

Ellie has such a manky trout

by Doglicker69 January 14, 2019

hoboken trout

A condom, Jersey slang

I saw a Hoboken trout in the water at Coney Island New York.

by 44 st July 28, 2022