Tristan syndrome

A waste of pengness

Girl "hes so peng omg"
Boy "yeh but he has tristan syndrome"

by Sophie turner November 27, 2019

Tristan

The sexiest guy alive. If you even get to talk to or look at someone names Tristan, consider yourself lucky. Because you’re a lucky ASS lady to be able to love a guy named Tristan. He’s got a nice, plump booty and a sexy ass face.

Did you see that sexy ass face over there???

“Yeah, that has to be a Tristan”

by Ladyladyfriendddd July 28, 2018

Tristan Steiner

An amazing person who seems like they wouldn't be so amazing at first. A Tristan Steiner is often misjudged and thought of as a wrongful person, but underneath is very kind and caring. Tristan Steiners will bend over backwards to help the ones they love, and are very protective. They can brighten almost anyone's day if they set their mind to it.

Man, that guy is such a Tristan Steiner! I wish I could be like him.

by Amnotrajivsugardaddy June 6, 2023

Tristan

Tristan is an asshole. He doesn’t get enough sleep at night. He has a huge unhealthy addiction to Chick-fil-A. His diet consists of all unhealthy things that no normal person could live off of. He probably is going to get diabetes before the age of 25.

Oh, who snapchatted you?

Tristan
Gross.

by JS57 December 4, 2018

Tristan

Kind and a good guy

Tristan

by TJ Hadog November 15, 2020

The tristan nipple

When your partner inserts their erect nipple into your ear canal then lets you suck the resulting earwax off of it.

My girlfriend gave me the tristan nipple! It tasted like swiss cheese!

by Steeevee April 9, 2025

Tristan Flick

the worst fucking flick to hit in rocket league. this shit is so bad but anyone who fails to defend is even more shit. the flick involves a 360 degree yaw rotation, ended with a flip upwards. this shit is so bad it was coined after the worst fucking player in rocket league Tristan Hartmeyer

This dude so fucking shit man i just hit a nasty tristan flick on his bitch ass

by greedigrabbycwazycwabby January 31, 2023