Tom Horned

When you eat a girl out and don't get a blowjob or sex after.

Bro I can't believe you ate her out for 30 minutes without getting a bj after! You got Tom Horned so fucking hard!

by Joel Pascuzzi April 8, 2015

Tom Crehan

Tom Crehan is a very quiet guy who does not like any attention. He does have an incredible amount of acne on his forehead which makes it hard for people not to look at him. Tom also does not enjoy camera attention at all. If you point any camera at him he will cover his face and run away or inflict physical harm upon the person pointing the camera at him. Tom has a very short temper and often does things he most certainly regrets. Tom is a natural athlete but doesn't try at all or work whatsoever. He also has very attractive sisters.

Tom Crehan was at the beach and saw girls so he ran away.

by TANKILORD February 12, 2019

A Tom Hank

A different way of telling someone (or a group of people) that you just masturbated.

Tim: What's up Jim!?
Jim: Ah nothing much Tim, just had a Tom Hank.
Tim: I had one yesterday, they are the best. We should have one together sometime.

*Jim leaves the room*

by The Scavenger of Human Sorrow June 21, 2014

Turkey tom

A boring youtuber that makes shitty videos yet get shit tons of views

Turkey tom is funny

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by Nousernamelmao May 25, 2020

Tom Petty

Legendary pioneer of classic rock responsible for the greatest pick-up line in the history of man.

Guy: Hey, you look like the type of girl who listens to Tom Petty.

Girl: (Flattered) Thank you! We should go out sometime, here's my number.

by brianfromhassettst December 30, 2007

Tom Welling

1) A talented actor who is famous for playing Clark Kent on the show "Smallville"

2) A delicious hunk of man meat

Person 1: Poor Tom Welling, always being objectified by women and being recognized more for his body and beautiful face than his acting skills and personality...
Person 2: Remember when he was naked on Smallville?
Person 1: YES! IT WAS AWESOME OMGOJIHUYTFADCB!! HE'S SO YUMMY!
Person 2: Now THAT'S acting.

by ocidfjknfbdhsf December 29, 2010

Tom Sneddon

An evil man out to destroy Michael Jackson. Jackson; not totally blameless has been one of welathiest men in Santa Barbara and Tom Sneddon and his bitches want his land.

Tom Sneddon is a Cold man.

by Ajmal Khan January 2, 2005