Either fashioned of tp or plastic (but those are rare). Used to protect you from cool diseases?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
Derek! I saw a throne today that i wouldn't sit on with 2 toilet condoms.
Source: dabert, us?
by dabert July 18, 2007
Get the toilet condommug. Sexual position with a difficulty rating of 10/10:
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
Man lies on back, Man pushes penis through legs so penis protrudes from the back of his thighs, Woman sits on mans bottom using the back of the mans calf's as a back rest and inserts penis into vagina or anus.
Guy1: Holy shit dude me and my girl just did the toilet seat.
Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.
Guy1: Shit yeah son!
Guy2: Dude... That's some serious cirque de solei shit.
Guy1: Shit yeah son!
by GaryOlson June 9, 2010
Get the The Toilet Seatmug. when you go to do your business in a gross, public bathroom, you cover the pee-covered toilet seat with toilet paper, acting as a condom.
MARK: hey i got to take a dump.
PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?
MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
PHAREESH: Oh ok.
PHAREESH: dude, your gonna take one HERE!?
MARK: im gonna slip on a toilet condom
PHAREESH: Oh ok.
by smash ink March 31, 2010
Get the toilet condommug. Someone that finds the time to draw a gang sign, phone number,or dumb joke on a bathroom stall wall.These characters will use anything to write there feelings.These mediums could be marker,fingernails,keys,or lighters.
Peon:Oh my gosh boss it looks like one of those toilet taggers wrote all over the stalls.
Boss:Well you better get the off colored spraypaint.
Example 1:Horny: For a good time call Ralph #.
Example 2:Poetic: People that write on bathroom walls.Roll there shit in little balls.People that read these words of wit.Eat those little balls of shit.
Example 3:Toughguy: My gang will kick yo gangsises assess gee.
Boss:Well you better get the off colored spraypaint.
Example 1:Horny: For a good time call Ralph #.
Example 2:Poetic: People that write on bathroom walls.Roll there shit in little balls.People that read these words of wit.Eat those little balls of shit.
Example 3:Toughguy: My gang will kick yo gangsises assess gee.
by Captian Stooley April 4, 2006
Get the toilet taggermug. by Todd918 January 9, 2008
Get the toilet teethmug. Skibidi toilet is a popular meme across gen alpha which contains heads in toilets and flashlights up your ass
by gyattsmacker69 September 30, 2023
Get the skibidi toiletmug. by mangusforeal June 18, 2006
Get the take a toiletmug.