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Toaster Hoe

Someone who hates puns and cannot take care of themselves due to extreme gamer-nerdiness.
Burnt, bitter and salty. It cannot be trusted around caffeine and it's unstable around bread. Always complaining about meat in It's teeth.
"God Nick you toaster hoe! Go eat a fuckin' sandwich"
by Smol_Spidey_Boi August 26, 2019
mugGet the Toaster Hoemug.

Toaster

That man is a toaster
by Bigblackguy23 March 9, 2025
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Toaster Mage

Toasty. A lazy lazy person. You can stalk him for 2 months and he will not notice. Yes, he is that oblivious. He keeps various odd things in his trenchcoat, such as a disc drive with a Linkin Park CD taped into it. Also very easy to kidnap.
"DAMN COMMUNIST!"
"SMITE!"
"You're the winner of the loser sweepstakes!"
"www.pieism.tk"
by Aimee February 4, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

Taiwanese toaster

Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
by Queerbitchniggerfuck August 6, 2009
mugGet the Taiwanese toastermug.

Toaster Scrudel

A tasty, jelly strudel on a lightly toasted, whole-wheat scrotum.
1. My girlfriend loves toaster scrudels.

2. Flavors are cum yum, strawberry slut, fudge pack-d, bananna nut buster, lemon love N/A in cherry or grape.
by LampyLamp May 13, 2014
mugGet the Toaster Scrudelmug.

Toaster Mage

Toaster Mage happens to be a very * person

*=random, boring, nerdy(in a good way), hilarious, evil, communist, pieist..the list goes on...

He happens to be very good at programing, and hacking video games, of which the most used is PSO for Gamecube(I think...)

There, is that definition good enough?
"zeeky-boogy-doog?"
"o.o.............."
"Outside = bad"
"Linux>windows"
by Zephania May 9, 2005
mugGet the Toaster Magemug.

toaster

toaster
guy 1: toaster

guy 2: toaster
by toastermangiant July 9, 2022
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