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razer toaster

razer is a fucking god for this.

THE NEW RAZER TOASTER, STARTING AT ONLY $999, 10X CHEAPER THAN THE NEW APPLE TOASTER AT 99999
OY MATE DID YOU SEE THE NEW RAZER TOASTER
by Terri101 October 8, 2023
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Cherry Toaster Strudel

The act of having intercourse with a woman on her menstural cycle with a condom on. Then ejaculating into said condom, and pulling out. Pouring it out all out over her body like an icing packet, then proceding to give her oral sex.
Hey man, Megan and I went wild and tried the “cherry toaster strudellast night. It was nuts!
by Titanus1559 February 9, 2019
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Toaster Strudel

The act of taking a shit and then immediately turning around to engage in masturbation. Can be compared to the process of making a toaster strudel, hence the name. Just like you would toast a strudel, and after it’s hot and ready, you apply icing on top at the end for added flavor and decoration.
Person 1: Why are they taking so long in the bathroom?
Person 2: Probably making a Toaster Strudel
by Lujobe April 2, 2025
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commit toaster bath

suicide in fancier words.
by suffocation_is_lol December 27, 2022
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Toastered

When a guy fingers you but he doesn’t move his finger while he is inside of you. So his finger is just sitting in your draws
“Bro I got toastered today. It was so unpleasant.”
by Badussy55 October 4, 2021
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pop-out toaster

Humorous term for a female who gets oreggo very easily.
One of da best ways to be a good buddy to a fellow bachelor is to warn him if a gal he's thinking of dating is a pop-out toaster, so that he can take precautions --- i.e., condoms, pulling out in a timely manner, carefully scheduling his lovemaking sessions in accordance with the gal's monthly periods, etc. --- against da unwanted pitter-patter of little feet and/or child-support payments.
by QuacksO October 4, 2018
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toaster

a shit thing that never fucking works
why the fuck do you have a toaster
by the dude who made toasters March 10, 2025
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