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Timberland

A brand of shoes white boys wear who go home and play fortnite and then beat there 2 inch meat too after typically wear a white shirt with somthing over it and skinny jeans
Nice timberlands
by Isaiah Newton Tesla Dynamit February 28, 2019
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timberlake

-Another term for taking a leak
"Next time he crosses me I am going to wait for a sub-zero day and climb upon the hood of his parked car; I will then proceed to whip out my PNRZ and timberlake all over his windshield."
by Batrastard August 1, 2003
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timber squat

Mavis Beacon's source for hard core starry jnight pro's and other supeior metalerggys, not to mention inferior made temple maviss'
i sat on a mavis and made it squirt slop on to owly
by natedizzle July 15, 2003
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Old Timer

An old pedophile South Dakota who drives a big van which he claims has candy inside, and plays Counterstrike in his basement while he masturbates to his extensive collection of asian, kiddy, bdsm porn.
"please, no, HELP!! NOO!! dont take me home with you Old Timer. NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! I dont want it! I dont want it! What are you doing with that handkercheif and that bottle of clear odorless liquid?! no HEEEEEELP!"
by FurryGI February 7, 2009
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Vince Timberlake

Vince Timberlake allsow known as Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake or Erik Ponti is a complite "Spännis" and he's the coolest guy on earth. Much cooler then ckham, Nick Carter or the Lion King. He kicks ass!!
- Im Vincent Franzén, Justin Timberlake, Erik Ponti yah thats right im Vince Timberlake and I will kick your ass.
by Vince November 6, 2003
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timbergay

Less gay than Simmonsgay, but more gay than Regisgay. See the gay-o-meter
Eww! You listen to justin timbergay?
by matt February 10, 2004
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All Timers Disease

A disease that affects surfers in which they always thinks the surf is always "all time" or really good when in fact it is bad which could be but not limited to small, windy, choppy, or sloppy.
Watching the small windy surf from shore and a surfer affected by all timers disease comes to the beach exclaiming "BRAH its epic, just had so much fun!!"
by mlqhawaii June 20, 2019
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