a snowballing Tim

A gay man who loves swapping sperm with himself up-close on a mirror.

Dave: "Oh, there he goes again. I hate it when he leaves his door open."
Andy: "Yeah, especially when he's doing a snowballing Tim."

by Andy House January 17, 2008

tim wakefield

Knuckleball pitcher for the Boston Red Sox.

Tim Wakefield throws knuckleballs.

by M-Triq April 6, 2004

Tim Taylor

1. A male homeowner who thinks he knows how to fix anything, so he refuses to hire anyone to make any repairs, thereby totally screwing things up much worse.

2. Same as #1, except he goes ahead and hires someone, yet tells the repairman how to do his job.

I'm an electrician, and I had a real Tim Taylor for a customer today. He stood around and told me how to do my job his way, and wouldn't let me do my own work properly.

by Jeff46902 October 23, 2008

Tim Freedman

The truly gorgeous and talented lead singer and pianist of the whitlams.

' That Tim Freedman's a bit of alright eh?'
'Dude, He's almost old enough to be your dad'
'gross!'

by Anonymous June 11, 2003

Uncle Tim

A white person that will kiss the ass of nonwhites & say something like black people are better or they’re ashamed of their white privilege. Also known as white Uncle Tom.

David: I’m gonna join Black Lives matter! Because I think black people are oppressed by my privilege & Im ashamed!
Edward: You’re an Uncle Tim.

by Gamma 117 August 6, 2020

tiny tim

The leader of a squad, can get down to any song you play, ultimate twerk goddess, knows how to keep her bitches in place. Hobbies include: tiptoeing thru tulips and dancing in shadows

Those bitches praise their tiny tim like she's a descendant of Jesus

by shitgibbon6969 April 6, 2017

Horny Tim's

Another name for the donut franchise Tim Horton's

"I'm going to go get a Double Double at Horny Tim's"

by kickin'in'comox November 8, 2006