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The Rania Theory

when you’re the smart and most sensible one of an internet friend group and have a thing for 90s heartthrobs! examples include : christian bale, jennifer aniston and sandra bullock.
you were born in the wrong generation? omg you’re The Rania Theory!!
by fanistonnn March 13, 2022
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Goblin Theory

Little Goblins are in metals and when it gets to hot they take away some atoms to make a pool party but when it gets to cold they turn it back to a solid
Bro why are some compounds solid at room temperature, while other compounds are liquids or gases?

Because stupid the Goblin Theory
by Bubbaluve November 15, 2019
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The Sperm Theory

It is a concept of population explosion in which each sperm has the ability to divide into two more sperms after fertilization with an egg. It's the sperm theory based on nuclear fission which will be able to fertilize more than 4 million eggs.
Girls need more sperm for satisfaction, entertainment and recreation. We will have to introduce the sperm theory to meet their demand.
by UglyDuckling69 November 18, 2019
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Jades Theory

“Jade’s theory” is her scientific claim that every brown guy has a massive big giant juicy cock just because they’re brown. (She has proven this for experience. )
“Damn sis this south asian dudes dick went so deep I felt it in my stomach, Jades theory must be true.”
by uswhenwemet June 11, 2022
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zide theory

by zidewayz September 29, 2022
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bately theory

a theory you can always rely on during any given moment or scenario and it never disappoints : made by the very wise Bately herself
“whats newtons law when you have the Bately theory
by unkownratakaurmum March 8, 2023
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spunspiracy theory

The meth induced illusion that something is being secretly plotted against you.
that girl never covers her mouth when she coughs because she's releasing evil vaginal mafia germs at me, this is a serious spunspiracy theory.
by chains666 April 3, 2009
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