The insatiable sense of optimism that overcomes you anytime the Detroit Lions do something that is less than absolutely horrible.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Like beer goggles, but for the NFL team under the Ford family’s grip of death.
Bob: What a Great Game! The Lions only lost by a Field goal. Things are looking up for the team this year.
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
Bill: Do you always keep your Lions Butter at room temperature, Bob?
by DownInTheDumps February 7, 2022
Get the Lions Buttermug. Girl - Hey boys! I'll see any or all of you in the locker bay after school!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!
Guy - Fuck off you Meat Lion!
by HairyScrotum69 December 22, 2013
Get the Meat Lionmug. Dandy Lion is someone who is sweet and caring, she would do anything to help anyone and loves everything. She probably loves hugs, food, and animals. She also loves to bring out her childish side and plays with her toys all the time.
by roxydandy October 11, 2021
Get the Dandy Lionmug. When youre having sex with a girl on her period, after you ejaculate inside you pull out and wipe your dick across her forehead while you whisper "Simba"
by Wobbelywibbelybob May 16, 2025
Get the Lion kingmug. by adssssssssssssssssssss April 26, 2024
Get the Lion Zaubermanmug. When an NFL team manages to lose a game by less than a touchdown when they deserved to lose by more, or manages to find new and interesting ways to lose by less than a touchdown for years on end.
Forward down the field,
A charging team that will not yield.
And when the Blue and Silver wave,
Stand and cheer the brave.
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go hard, win the game.
With honor you will keep your fame.
Down the field and gain,
A Lion victory!
A charging team that will not yield.
And when the Blue and Silver wave,
Stand and cheer the brave.
Rah, Rah, Rah.
Go hard, win the game.
With honor you will keep your fame.
Down the field and gain,
A Lion victory!
by YepYeppersUhHuh October 4, 2010
Get the Lion Victorymug. Delta Lion is an individual who cannot aim, it’s so bad that it cannot be called cancer as that still kills. Delta Lion also tends to target anyone friendly as they’re speed-running the Geneva conventions.
These people also have an obsession with French characters as well as Leon Kennedy.
Delta Lions may potentially be a closeted homosexual in nature while still trying to prove otherwise
These people also have an obsession with French characters as well as Leon Kennedy.
Delta Lions may potentially be a closeted homosexual in nature while still trying to prove otherwise
by Fuzzball_Saph August 29, 2022
Get the Delta Lionmug.