Wet Lad

Gareth Scourf - derived from the adjective ''shlad'' or ''shit lad''.

A Wet Lad may be defined by;

Pretending your in clubs when actually your at home.

Never doing what you say you will.

Going for dates on the wrong day ''with a girl from home''.

Ditching your real mates for some pretend ''maths friends''.

''Getting henched'' then .....never getting henched.

by gareth scourf January 13, 2011

Top Lad Ewic

A moped-riding man with long ropes of nasal hair. Top Lad Ewic is also known for his skills in net, advanced linguistics, and his connoisseurship of fine crisps. Top Lad Ewic also has an eye for nice-haired young lads in blue jeans. A good friend to all, unless he's busy with his dad.

Would you mind if I hung a bell from your nose-ropes, Top Lad Ewic?

by Apartfromthat August 30, 2023

LaDs

An abbreviation for the otome game love and deep space.

“Who’s your favourite LaDs character?”
“Obviously my glorious sexy king Sylus!! 🐦 ⬛”

by Someena_ii September 22, 2025

lad

Normally a teenager who thinks they are a sick cunt. They try and be cool by drinking alcohol and smoking but they just look like fucking idiots. You can find them all over the world, especially in Australia.

“Oi look over there, some lads. Watch out they might pull out a ‘ciggie’ and a ‘rona’. “

“ Don’t worry they can’t catch us after all those ‘cigies’, their lungs are black.”

by DurryMunch July 25, 2019

The Z lads

Big group of goats (people) that play cod zombies together and other fun games that they enjoy such as among us or jack box.

Yo the z lads are streaming together right now.

by Yowhatsupguys December 23, 2020

fat lad’s chaff

When you’re struggling to shift a bit of timber, you decide to go for a nice stroll and your inner thighs rub causing friction, redness and get a bit sore.

‘Richard I’ve eaten too much cake and this long walk is giving me fat lad’s chaff!’

Richard replies, ‘it’s okay Larissa, walk it off!’

by Fat lad’s chaff June 5, 2023

Salad lad

That's you leafu

Loud: hello salad lad
Leaf: hello leprechaun
Loud: ;-;

by Theweirdteen December 26, 2020