Night Wood

When you wake up at night cause your sleep schedule is fucked up, you get Night Wood instead of morning wood.

“Ah shit, is it 12:00am? I got night wood.”

“Babe wake up, I got night wood.”

by ihavenightwoodagain August 23, 2020

Otto woods

Otto Woods is a dude from the band waterparks that is scared of the internet and lives on a farm

Hey have you seen Otto Woods?

by Melanie Martinez k-12 September 11, 2020

going to the woods

Going to the woods is the act of licking a women's hairy vagina.

Greg: Im going to the woods tomorrow.

Damien: gross.

by 69yomomma April 25, 2017

security wood

The guy you keep on the backburner who is always a guaranteed dicking when you need it.

"Im on the hunt for some man meat tonight ladies but I've still got my security wood on speed dial."

by Savingmybuttforsatan May 12, 2017

hoods in the woods

Adolescents sent to an experiential camp or outdoor therapy program as part of their rehabilitation program or to avoid incarceration.

He got sent to one of those "hoods in the woods" programs rather than go to juvie jail.

by BoyTherapist June 7, 2017

Marked Wood

A mans junk that has excessive hand marks on it that matches the mans hands who's junk has marks on, resulted from excessive masturbation!!

Girl, I must not be doing something right, my man has Marked Wood!!

by SP1031 February 23, 2017

Liam wood

Liam wood means to destroy a tight pussy

I just liam wood this girl this morning

by anonymous November 18, 2021