by Treeseph March 12, 2021
Get the Scratch and sniffmug. A small form of self-mutilation for one to make themselves seem "depressed" and have pity from others. Commonly used amongst kids who seek attention from others.
Andrei: "Why does cutting myself feel so good?"
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
All of his friends: "Quit giving yourself attention scratches, pussy."
by Kingoftheozone69 January 16, 2012
Get the Attention Scratchmug. To apply external friction to the labia, usually as a prelude to more intimate sexual acts. Scratchin the lab may be accomplished over the pants such as when dancing or grinding closely, or with no clothes such as prior to cunnilingus or intercourse.
"Hey dude, I heard Kyle brought that girl home last night. Not surprising since he was trying to scratch the lab with her all night at the club."
by Ecogruppenfuhrer February 22, 2025
Get the Scratch the labmug. When someone says something so absurd that everyone has to pause for a moment and look in disgust, usually associated with the record scratch sound effect.
by BigWayne_Iosnoop July 13, 2025
Get the Record Scratchmug. A term for Bisexual men who are straight. It's an old Jazz term done by Jazz Musicians especially Pianist when they scratch their nose Left that means tonight is for Women, when they scratch their nose right it means today is for Men. If you Scratch left you are mostly with women (Men Vice Versa). If you scratch under in the nose is for women you like vaginal, over the nose is you like anal (Men Vice Versa)
I scratch left always but I wear a tribal tattoo on my right arm of the Virgen de Sapopa, Jesus Christ and my Wife for when I scratched right mostly.
by Justme1981 April 10, 2019
Get the Scratchmug. mookyshuffler and dernis coined the term as a portmanteau of good ideas and despicable after thoughts resulting in regression to a former state.
by michael jamison August 6, 2022
Get the Scratch thatmug. EX: T=Teacher S= Student
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
*S is writing essay*
T- Your handwriting looks like chicken scratch
S- Well to bad
by BillNy3 V2 May 24, 2019
Get the Chicken Scratchmug.