1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.
An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.
Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.