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Shit the bed 

In making an error, or something bad happening the expression might be used. As Shitting the bed its self could be the worst thing ever.
GW.Bush:Erm..soz tony but there werent any weapons of mass destruction.

Tony Blair:..Shit the bed
Shit the bed by Josh. S April 22, 2005

shit the bed 

shit the bed means to let a turd slip out your ass after you've been butt-fucked by a dude and didn't douche before.
My boyfried fucked me in the ass, and I shit the bed -- he made me eat the turd!
shit the bed by USAF Cadet October 12, 2020

THE GOOD SHIT 

I snort THE GOOD SHIT every day
THE GOOD SHIT by Tf.Elizabeth October 18, 2017

shit the dog 

person 1: Man i had sex with this chick and now my dick hurts
person 2: shit the dog she gave you that shit man
shit the dog by all in yo ass June 25, 2016

shit the bed 

When something just goes wrong...really, really wrong.

"'Shyte' the bed" in limey.
1) Sorry I was late. My car just shit the bed on the way over.
2) If your friends shit the bed and don't get us out of Harlem in the Klan costumes...
3) Last night I thought I had to fart, but I shit the bed instead.

Use "Shyte" the bed" if you're limey.

Joe Shit The Rag Man 

An average crack addicted asshole who walks the streets just waiting to be beaten by a baton. He sells drugs to kids and pisses on street signs.
Officer Smith was called to a domestic dispute... apparently Joe Shit the Rag Man was beating on his wife and toddler daughter for not providing him with enough crack.
Joe Shit The Rag Man by Tooba November 28, 2007