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1. Me: OMG WIG OMGBSJDHS
Canyon: safe

2. Me: Hey skinny
Canyon: safe

3. Me: where tf are his stories
Canyon: safe
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Google-safe

adj. One's online presence being free of personal revelations or potentially embarrassing information that could damage or foreclose a potential romantic or professional relationship.

noun. Google-safety.
"So this guy asked me out. He was cute, and seemed nice and established. But then I Googled him and saw that he's a member of some creepy porn club that I'm pretty sure is an internet brothel or something. He also has direct conversations on Twitter with pornstars and girls that look like they are still in grade school. This guy is not Google-safe. I'm not going out with him."

"I kept getting turned down for jobs and dates until I Googled myself and realized that I need to improve my Google-safety. I am thinking of hiring a professional."
by ryzander June 4, 2012
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safe edgy

Edginess that skirts the line of demonetization and actually hurting people's feelings. Effectively edginess while exclusively "punching up".

Safe edgy people joke about white people and white counties like Italy, France, England etc. but never say actual racial slurs. Might say "faggot" if they're gay or gay-adjacent but only use it in a positive tone or aggressive tone towards people who aren't gay. They occasionally make jokes about "zionists" and Jews but claim to not be anti-semitic.
Idubbbz went from being actually edgy to only being safe edgy in a few years due to his wife and Youtube pushing against his edginess.
by Anon E. Mouz August 19, 2024
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Safe Laters

A small amount of food kept or saved for snacking purposes at a later time.
Justin put the half-eaten bag of stale chips into his backpack for Safe Laters.
by Shufk March 1, 2009
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safe edgy

People who are safe edgy only joke about drunk driving or arson, but never anything else violent or offensive.
Guy 1: Wow, that exam was hard as balls!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, it made me wanna commit arson!
Guy 1: Shut up.

Safe Edgy
by J4VA February 11, 2024
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jiggle your safe

When one swirls another persons butthole with their finger
Damn bro it feels good when someone jiggle your safe!
by Awooly July 18, 2017
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Not Safe Here

It is a term used when a group chat has the tendency to be screenshotted.
Chat in another group as it’s not safe here. You’ve been watched by many.
by Niggg96 January 9, 2020
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