Ivan (absolute lad)

Guy with the biggest cock
Usually grows around 75 yards(68.58 meters)

Girl: Ivan (absolute lad) has the biggest cock
Girl's Best Friend: I can see, he's such a great guy.

by Inoco November 21, 2021

Dads before lads

The unwritten law that your dad should always become before bros (male friends).

Frank: Are you still available to help me out tomorrow?
Brian: Sorry dude, but my dad just asked me to go on a motorcycle trip tomorrow.
Frank: No problem bro, dads before lads!

by EluminateNL May 20, 2020

Hard LAD

A wee cheeky mate who thinks hes all hard and tough, a true wee hard laddy, they always have the scouse trim

Person 1: Ayush is the hardest lad in all of northern ireland
Ayush: *puts on shiesty* EMPTY YO POCKETS G IM THE HARDEST LAD EVER
Person 2: what a cheeky mate, what a hard lad, hes gonna have a cheeky nandos with usman and mohanned yeah

by Slionse December 31, 2024

FFS Lads

A term used on the WeCricket Discord as a reaction Lord Shardul making someone spontaneously combust.

FFS Lads, Lord Shardul's made another one spontaneously combust again!

by saqib simp June 2, 2021

Gym LAD

A huge man that goes to the gym such as Clarke or Ben

What is a gym lad? Who is a gym lad?

Ben and Clarke and gym lads

by BetterGymSleaford June 1, 2019

Amaaazan lad

It’s just amaaaazan lad innit

“How was ur day?”
Answer:”it was amaaazan lad”

by Ahem/5?:4 September 22, 2022

phat lad

A common greeting amongst people that think they are hard as nails.

S’up Phat Lad

by Joey Fontaine May 28, 2021